Dark and Evil Joe (Hidden Track) lyrics

"Hello"
"Yeah, ah Joe there"
"This is Joe"
"Yeah Joe I'm a call up about the leads"
"The Leads?"
"Yeah you got an ad in the paper"
"yeah"
"You want someone to play leads, for your, for your metal band?"
"ah, yeah"
"You want singing leads?, guitar leads? What all kind of weed leaves, I got all kind of leads, What you need? "
"Umm, Ahh Guitar Leads"
"Guitar Leads, Ah I can do that, I got some turntables we can do that, Why don't you tell me a little bit about your band"
"ok, um, I don't think you'd fit the bill"
"Why don't I fit the bill?"
"Um"
"You ain't even ever heard me play, and y'all mothеrf*ckers say I don't even fit thе bill, Hold up Joe"
"Yeah Joe Listen here, man what the f*ck, Ima come down and play some leads for your metal band"
"You don't even know where I'm at"
"Well hold up 'g' just turn a motherf*cker away from callin' up your ad saying 'You don't fit the bill' what's Up with that?"
"Because my friends wouldn't ah want ya in the band"
"Your friends don't want me in the band, Why is that?"
"Hold up go on and say it, you got an ad right here saying you want a motherf*ckin' black band"
"Its not, it's black like evil and darkness"
"I can be evil and darkness.... Hold up, want me to kick some rhymes for ya?"
"Motherf*ckin devil come down on your street, Gonna kick your
f*ckin ass, gonna stab you in your f*ckin neck, Joe, Now what would you think about that? I can play some motherf*cking leads too and Scratch a few - I'll scratch your motherf*ckin eye out Joe, with my f*ckin, like a long god damn fingernail too, I'll scratch your motherf*ckin eye out"
"What did you call me for?"
"I called about the motherf*ckin leads, you got an ad here in the paper, you want a black metal band, I a serious musician, I got equipment, I got all that f*cking sh*t, I got a van, Ima put them equipment in"
"Well"
"I'm an evil motherf*cker, I'm an evil motherf*cker, Joe, You know that?"
"Really?"
"Yeah, f*ck yeah, I done shot a motherf*cker, that's evil, know what I'm saying? I bet you ain't shot sh*t, shot your motherf*ckin load in your hand Joe, I'm an evil motherf*cker Joe"
"What kind of bands do you go see and hang around?"
" I don't hang around no motherf*ckin bands, f*ck all of them, I'm the motherf*ckin' best"
"You don't go out to see any of the local bands at all?"
"I heard that f*cking Mushroomhead and all that Bullsh*t, that's Bullsh*t"
"I don't listen to Mushroomhead, I listen to Black Metal Bands
Like Burzum.... Darkthrone, Mayhem.... Stuff like that"
"Yeah that's evil, that's cool, yeah you talkin about, I'm down with the Devil, Joe, Down with the motherf*ckin devil Joe, he got his tail in my hand right now Joe"
"Alright"
"He's gonna have a horn right up your motherf*ckin ass in about a minute"
"Why"
"Cause your f*ckin with me Joe"
"How am I f*cking with you?"
"First you tell me you don't, your dudes don't want me in the band, and then you don't even give me no reason, you say you don't want me in the band, saying I Aint Evil, You don't know motherf*ckin evil, Joe, Records ain't evil Joe"
"What isn't evil"
"Your records ain't motherf*ckin evil, I's evil, They call me the evil motherf*cker where I come from"
"Where are you from?"
"I'm from the eastside, You ever been to my neighborhood? I'll show you motherf*ckin' evil, why don't you come down, bring your boys with ya too, I'll show you motherf*ckin evil"
"where"
"East 72nd Saint Clair"
"I don't hang around that kind of area"
"Ya, Damn right you don't hang around that motherf*cking area, You know why you don't hand around that area? Cause the evil motherf*ckers around that area, Joe and you just a punk, You Punk b*tch Joe"
"Im a White Boy"
"Ya, I can tell you a white boy, You a White Punk boy, What the f*ck you doin puttin' an ad up for a black band if you motherf*ckers white"
"Well haven't you ever about Black, A style of music known as Black Metal"
"Yeah, I've heard of black metal, yeah, yeah, yeah it's been done a million motherf*ckin' times before"
"When it says black it don't have nothing to do with black people"
"Right, Why the f*ck you trying to throw them out the game, you don't want no chocolate in your vanilla what's up?"
"Its not the same, it's not the same black. Nothing to do with black people, black as in Darkness and Evil"
"Yeah, Yeah, Evil and Darkness Joe, Like I'm saying, motherf*ckin devil comin' down on your ass, Motherf*ckin devil gonna stab you in your f*cking neck joe, You understand what I'm saying?"
"Hes on my side"
"Yeah, he on my side Joe, I Shot Motherf*ckers, You Shot Motherf*ckers Joe?"
"No because ah, I lived in a Suburb"
"You Lived in a Suburb, um hum"
"Yeah, As an only Child"
"You Lived in a Suburb, Mom and Dad bought it all for you ain't they? See you talkin about and all this stuff, you know what Joe, f*ck you, your band sucks."