Meg Griffin vs Bingo Heeler lyrics

[Intro: Epic Rap Battle of Cartoon Announcer, Meg Griffin]:
EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY
MEG GRIFFIN
VERSUS
BINGO HEELER
BEGIN
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[Verse 1: Chris Griffin]
Would you do me…I’d do me…
Who’s this puppy who thinks they’re f*cking funny
When they’re just the autistic version of Red Heinie Monkey
One verse from me and all the ladies wanna stay with me
b*tch, I’m a LEGO, but you can’t play with me
You’re a looney, with a family full of goonies
You'd be less annoying if you didn't hang with Bluey
I turned your show off because it was too cartoony
When I’m finished rapping you; I’m gonna touch your mom’s boobies
YOU THINK YOUR LOUD BARKING HAS GOT ME MAD?
YOU CAN TAKE YOUR BUNNY; SHOVE IT UP YOUR GOD. DAMN. ASS
YOU GOT GOD DAMN SASSED IN YOUR GOD. DAMN. CLASS
CAUSE YOU’RE A STUBBY LITTLE LAD AND THAT IS GOD. DAMN. SAD
I heard Bandit stolе your sweets, wow, what a real article
But I know a guy that will give you anothеr popsicle
I don’t wanna hear you rap, your voice is so squeaky
I’d tell you to kiss my ass, but you’re already cheeky
[Verse 2: Bingo Heeler]
Bingo is my Name-O, and I’m gonna play rap mode
You should change your name to capboy with all those lies you spat bro
You love to smoochy kiss your sister and that leaves me kinda sickened
I’ll use my xylophone to stop that motion like it’s Robot Chicken!
Your gags are so hard to get through, they should call you Chris Gristle
You should eat some endamommy beans to lose those big nipples
You’re a wreck, sir like your dad’s BMX bike!
So bug me again, I’ll bin-go DMX on the mic! [BIG GIRL BARKS]

[Verse 3: Chris Griffin, Brian]
Did you call me Chris Gristle? Well, BURN FOR IT
You wanna hurt me some more, well WAIT YOUR TURN FOR IT
Even with all of those insults I don’t understand your goal
BECAUSE YOU’RE A DOG, YOU DON’T HAVE A SOUL (Ow)
And after I defeat ya, I don’t ever wanna see ya
Why don’t you go and slip on these beans, Rita?
I’M CHRIS CROSS GRIFFIN, I KNOW HOW TO GET THE b*tchES
CUZ MY VICTORY IS BIGGER THAN THE SIZE OF MY di*k IS

[Verse 4: Bingo Heeler, Chris Griffin]
You mean the di*k you wasted life getting to talk?
Wanna lose some weight? Here’s a tip, go on a f*cking walk
Your show is full of nothing but poopy and sex
After this rap batle you'll score two Ds and an F
I’m a big fan of bugs, but I’ll stomp you into mush
Stupid f*cker couldn’t figure out the gender of his crush
God's watching when you poop and you tinkle
If I made you any heavier, you’d have to make a sinkhole
I’ll kill you quick with my wits, I don’t need my fist, whenever your name is said it just gets me p*ssed
You wanna batle with this? Just try and blitz, I’ll show this nerd some serious sh*t
I'll put your ass on blast, you two marts ain't sh*t, selling everything on clarence just to market it?
Let me fiddle with this, let me target this- SOME ANIMALS GIVE ME BONERS!!!
[Outro: Mr. Jay]
Never ask me for Bluey vs Family Guy again...