Randy Marsh vs Jumbo Josh lyrics

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Epic Rap Batles of History


[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTOR-
Am I reading this correctly?
JUMBO JOSH
VS...
RANDY Marsh?
BEGIN!

[Verse 1: Randy Marsh]
South Park just received rap battle challenger number 2
Challenged me to a verbal brawl, what do ya wanna do?!
Yeh wassup bro?! I'll know this Poppy Playtime poser off guard
Don't come at this geologist or you're 'bout to get rocked hard
If you're steppin' to Randy then it's gonna be dandy
I'm like heaven on the mic; my rhymes sweeter than candy
You've got no integrity facing the king of the Tegridy
Any adult that like you probably belongs on a registry
Straight Outta South Park! A brainy motherf*cker herе to diss you
Big weed, big nuts, big issues
Started off as cardboard, now I'm loved all around thе nation
So you and your Play-Doh R-Tards can go back to masturbation
Your girlfriend will know that she chose wrong
When I finger bang her all night long!
Your sh*tty horror game just leaves children bored
So bow down motherf*cker, because I am Lorde!
You made your debut on the DS, a piece of BS
My show is so awesome it ran for 26 seasons
Whipping you harder than Flynn, face it Josh, you suck
If you wanna be naughty you can DaDaDoDo deez nuts
[Verse 2: Jumbo Josh]
It's Jumbo Josh, brah, stop, brah, look who's at the top, brah
While your show's a flop, brah, Tegridy is slop, brah
Drop ya down the ballpit, leave you mopped up
Everybody knows I'm a motherf*ckin' monsta'!
Straight from the Garten, I'm that big green beast
You're just a whiny little b*tch who should be deceased
While you were out drinking, I took Sharon to my place
And I gave her a little taste of my Creme Fraiche (uh)
I'm off the molly now, I only do that hard sh*t
PCP in my cart like it's Target
Call me Jesse Jackson, you better have my arse kissed
You've got no flow, so why's your name Marsh, b*tch?!
With every season, your staying power's danglin'
Your character got f*cked more than that pangolin
Used to be a good father that served his duty
But now that's through, you've been reduced to "dude weed"
SO DON'T YOU DARE f*ck WITH JUMBO JOSH
I GOT RAPS FULL OF ZUMBO SAUCE
THIS LITTLE b*tch CAUSED COVID BUT CAN'T SPIT SICK
SO WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A TASTE OF MY GREEN JUMBO di*k

[Verse 3: Randy Marsh]
I can't believe it! You broke my world record poo, Josh!
Cast you in my musical with how hard you blew, Josh!
Screw Josh! I won't eat your veggies, what are you, mental?
The only green I'll ever need is a TEGRIDY SPECIAL!
I'm the dad with the swag, the king of this town
You can't trap me in your playhouse, man, I'll shut that sh*t down
Your sh*tty computer game is not one that I would pay for
Now I'll blow you into pieces like I did to the vape store
I BASH HOES, KICK YOUR ASS RIGHT BACK INTO THE SHADOWS
CASH FLOW, b*tch, YOU WILL NEVER BE IN SMASH BROS
SO HIT THE ROAD, JOSH, GO BACK TO YOUR LAND (see ya!)
BECAUSE I DON'T BELIEVE IN THE GARTEN OF BANBAN
[Verse 4: Jumbo Josh]
Man you should drop it, you ain't no hot sh*t, every new episode comes out and flops, b*tch
Go and chug your red wine like a f*cking alcoholic and you still cannot f*cking top this
I am a prophet, whole garten jumps into the moshpit like Kanye how I'm f*cking this hobbit
Leave you depressed, you can hang with the goth kids; lock you and R. Kelly in the same closet
Go back to Gerald and go play with his chode, dude
I'm f*cking green, b*tch, you know I outsmoke you
Causing a bigger bloodbath than Black Friday
And I'll make those scars real when I leave your eyes flayed
God hath left you scarred and scorn
I'll turn your f*cking death into murder porn
f*ck YOUUUUUUU, YOU f*ckING b*tch
DO THE CAPTAIN FIDDLES AND SHUT YOUR DAMN LIPS
YOUR REPETITIVE PLOTS ARE GETTING OLD AND SMELLY
SO YOU CAN GO AND GET BURNED LIKE YOUR DAUGHTER SHELLEY
NOW YOU'RE ESTRANGED FROM YOUR SON, WITH NO LOVED ONES TO SURROUND YOU
EVEN YOUR WIFE WOULD RATHER BLOW HER BRAINS THAN BE AROUND YOU

[Outro: The Announcer and Randy Marsh]
Uh...
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP-
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I didn't hear no bell...
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