Meg Griffin vs Nagito Komaeda lyrics

[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY!
NAGITO KOMAEDA
VS
...meg
BEGIN!

[Verse 1: Meg Griffin and Nagito Komaeda]
Hi Nagito!- *gets f*cking shot*
Hi Nagito! It's time for your trial
This game has just begun, so we'll be here for a h-while
Don't try to flirt or you'll be getting hurt
People wouldn't tell the difference if your blood got on my shirt
Now you're trapped on Jabberwock with nowhere to go
With a story more ridiculous than my own show
Your lucky talent isn't nothing to boast
I'm hanging out with Luke Perry while you're frying like toast
You tried your hardest at exposing the traitor
But you can't with social levels as thin as a piece of paper
Shut up Meg! You'll nevеr reconcile with haters
With your mood swinging around likе Wacky Waving Inflators
Setting fire to this track once this Griffin starts spittin'
While you were sitting in a boat I kicked asses in prison
This bony bast*rd's the fruitiest kid in his entire class
I just know you want Hajime's fingers in your ass!
[Verse 2: Nagito Komaeda]
Since birth I've been a worthless burden every day
And I never considered my role as stepping stone would change
But I can't believe it! I've found someone that's trashier than me!
Your parents hope your future is the ultimate absentee
This b*tch is more bland than Chris, but you still think that you're special?
Your ability's akin to "Super Pre-school Level"
And don't talk about Hinata putting fingers in my ass
When your dad puts his in your face and sets off stuff such as gas
Hahahaha! You really wanna fight me?
Bite me, b*tch, your despair will never smite me
Try me, my Hope is gonna motherf*cking guide me
While you're asking your family "why don't you like me?"
On a never-ending quest to get di*k
But I'll kick you out the door like it was a sparta kick
You're trying to impress everyone acting like a smart fella
But at the end of it all, Meg, you're a fart smella

[Verse 3: Meg Griffin]
You're one to talk about gas sniffing, dumbass
The only thing you're good at is just p*ssing off your whole class
Choke you out worse than Akane, let's see you try a defence
'Cause I'll finger bang you so hard; leave your stupid ass impaled again
I'll convict you in this rap, and nobody's gonna spare you
'Cause you're cooking up worse sh*t than motherf*ckin' Teruteru
Your talent's a goddamn participation trophy
And the worse part is somehow you think you're better than me!
[Verse 4: Nagito Komaeda]
Oh, Meg. That is the least fancy thing I have ever heard!
But my hope is that one day you'll do something right
Such despair that you're a punching bag that can't put up a fight
She's always looking for some bozo to go and romance her
Yet when I look at your face it just gives me more cancer
How sweet, you stick up for your dumb whore of a mother
But with a face like yours, it's no wonder you kiss your brother!
Wipe Meg Griffin from the game, cause her rapping I can't stand
I'd invite you to my island but I don't allow ham hands

[Outro: The Announcer and Meg Griffin]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC- Um... Mr. Announcer?
I think I have a problem with how you-
SHUT UP MEG! *gets out a shotgun and kills the b*tch*
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