Jason Voorhees vs Michael Myers lyrics

[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY!
JASON VOORHEES
VS
MICHAEL MYERS
BEGIN!

[Verse 1: Michael Myers]
My name is Michael Myers and I do hardcore drugs
I talked to Pamela last night. I rocked her jugs
I crushed the Ku Klux Klan. I know Mathematics
Go burn in Hell again like you did at Appomatex
Yeah, I'm doing this for sissy, rest in peace, Laurie
Hit Camp with a dun dun watch a b*tch scream
You're the worst killer in history go go gone
I visit Crystal Lake because I like Doin Yo' Mom

[Verse 2: Jason Voorhees]
Shut your god damn f*cking mouth you god damn piece of sh*t
If you talk about my mom I'll get extremely upset
They call me Jason V and it's not hard to see
Get a job you homeless faggot! Rob Zombie
Made your reboots and they had me sh*tting
You never grow up, you're like Stewie Griffin
You say you f*cked my mom? That's the biggest lie of them all
You entered your sister's home when she offered you balls
[Interlude: Laurie Strode]
I'M NOT LISTENING! AHHHHHHH!

[Verse 3: Michael Myers]
The bell doesn't dismiss you, my Glock does for-

[Interlude: Laurie Strode]
AHHHHHHH!

[Verse 4: Michael Myers]
Yo mama called the doctor and the doctor said
Pamela Voorhees gave me head

[Verse 5: Jason Voorhees]
Doubt
Stop talking about my mom, Im gonna f*cking shout
You are a f*cking b*tch, I'll chop off your legs
In school dodgeball, you probably get pegged

[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC! *stab* RAP BATLES OF HISTORY!