Puff Puff vs Hatsune Miku lyrics

[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY!
PUFF PUFF
VS
HATSUNE MIKU
BEGIN!

[Verse 1: Puff Puff]
What’s happening forum? Nice to Miku
To show this girl the secret of My Balls dude (Benetar: How Big Are They?)
The Size of Jupiter, so this b*tch’ll Jump Around
Slip a roofie in her Bottles of Beer and not make a sound
Grandma Got a Facebook, and She Looks Like Sex
But I’ll Be Stalking Your Mom Featuring Wax
Think you’ll win, well I Love The Way You Lie Hatsune
Pre-order my album, coming soon, eh?

[Verse 2: Hatsune Miku]
Hey, Mr. Douchebag. It’s been ages
I’ll soon be able to leave this White Boy Wasted
I’ll Take Over thе World, you’re about to die
Oh wait you can’t cuz The World Is Minе
Cos (You Gotta) Fight For Your Right (To Party)
I may not visit the Booty Store, but goddamn, you’re retardy!
Drink some Orphan Tears at the Bartender Song, you girl
You gotta Fight To Win in this 8-Bit World
[Verse 3: Puff Puff]
Grr...I’m GETTING NERD RAGE!!!
I need to cool off with some Simpsons ROAD RAGE!!!
I’m waiting for Pogo to Text Me Back Bro
Like the Unofficial Smithers Love Song, I’m in the Friend Zone
Santa Hates Poor Kids, he pays Aliens to Whip Yo Kids
I bet this Tig Ol' Bitties b*tch Got a p*nis
We Like Them Girls with High Voltage Fire!
This Project Is Retired

[Verse 4: Hatsune Miku]
Puff-Puff. You are Just a Friend, JK
Come down here and lick My Balls (alt rock cover) you gay
In The Stereotypes Song, you said I get f*cked by tentacles
But you smell so Dookie Fresh playing with those tennis balls
I gave an Epileptic Techno concert last night, that sh*t was killin’
It’s a Robot Bar Fight up here in Club Villain
You’re an Alien (Unplugged), just face it, you’re so fake, Puff
Your channel dying down is less sad than a Puppet Break Up
Your Zombie Love Song is sh*tty, G, you blow
Now you’re just Somebody That I Used To Know
When it comes to my love to your music, it’s Complicated
Boom Headshot, hahaha, know what I’m saying?

[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY!