Luigi vs Slender Man lyrics

[Intro]
Ah sh*t, looks like we got a source rap battle! Today's match is:
Luigi
VS
Slender Man
BEGIN!

[Verse 1: Slender Man]
I teleport to the scene, I’m pretty tall, don’t ever question it
Show me creepypastas and I’ll one-two combustion it
Boy I’m fantastic, scare you with a static
Luigi's so tall I could use him as elastic
Yeah I’m doing this for Masky, rest in peace Tim
Take a trip to the public pool, watch a b*tch swim
I got tentacles, and they make me real horny
Porn’s on the way like here c*ms sore knees

[Verse 2: Luigi]
Here comes sore knees? HA. Now that’s a good one
Stomp out this tentacle man, like a mean bug
I got a vacuum cleaner, and I’m not afraid to use it
You challenge me to a battle? Well, prepare to lose it
Don’t need my big bro, I can school you on my own
So run back to your murky forest that you call home
You’re emotionless, boring, while inside my hands is magma
You’re a tall guy, Slenderman, but you still lack that viagra *GUNSHOT*
[Verse 3: Slender Man]
All the way from the woods, but static on cosmic
When I preordered Ultimate, I’m making a deposit
Little Daisy b*tch got f*cked with ease
Thought his mansion was big, I’m like Luigi please
Shooting off fireballs, duck hunt ends up dead
One “got your nose”, rip that sh*t off your head
You have a big stache, I see you out here to bash hoes
Heard you got scared but you should’ve been cut from Smash Bros. *PEW*

[Verse 4: Luigi]
Luigi, rhymes like linguini, ‘cause they tasty
Got these raps for you to eat, I’m running up a bakery
You’ve got your 8 pages, I’ve got my 8 stacks
I’m a rich little boy, here, buy yourself some slacks
Step into my mansion, I’ll smack you with my cruiser
If you had your own green hat, the L would stand for loser
It’s obvious who won this bout, no need to act bratty
I might be Mama Luigi, but in the end, call me daddy

[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATLES OF *static* HISTORY!