Smosh vs Freddy Fazbear lyrics

[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY! EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY!
SMOSH
VS
FREDDY FAZBEAR
BEGIN!

[Verse 1: Ian, Anthony, and Both]
SHUT UP................. Cartoons!
Why do you even have to f*cking scare kids? That’s harsh, dude
My name is Ian P, and I'm from Vietnamese
I make web videos with my good friend Anthony Perry
We got Miyamoto on our show, that means that we’ll f*cking beat you
A bear, a bunny, and a chicken? What is this, World War II?
Shut down your band and have Bonnie deranged
Kill Chica in Hurt/Heal, Achievement - Game Banged
We got a f*cking movie hoe!
Smosh got swag, hell yea bro!
Man, I wish I never left Smosh
That sh*t brought me the big bucks
Ian Is Bored of your f*cking sh*t, throw you into the Smosh Pit
We got hits! We got tits! Kill yourself you f*cking b*tch!

[Verse 2: Freddy Fazbear]
Howdy, this is a serious diss
I bet you drink each other’s p*ss
Me shut up? Why don’t you?
Shut the f*ck up shut the f*ck shut the f*ck up you PRUDE
You and Ian are gaymates
Just surrender for God’s sake
Smosh Cartoons. What a f*cking joke
Freddy Fazbear. Creepypasta of the most
I am Freddy Fazbear, with children I really like to play
I’d sing a lot better if this beat weren’t f*cking AIDS
Ian, your last name has c*cks in it, ♪ are you gaaaaaay~? ♪
FNAF is on Nintendo Switch now. Yay!!!!!!!
[Verse 3: Ian, Anthony, and Both]
Went to your Sister’s Location, ♪what a sluuuuuuut♪
Licked the frosting out of her ♪pink frosted donuts♪
That arm is his hook! No kidding? No bluff
THAT’S GOTTA BE REAL AWKWARD WHEN YOU’RE JANKING YOUR JUNK

[Verse 4: Foxy]
Shiver me Timbers! I mean ♪Oh my goooosh♪
Even T-Series has more subs than ♪Smoooosh♪
Ah sh*t, i’m late for Rainfurrest 2018
I eat kids to be strong, you just eat KFC Beef

[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATLES OF five nights at freddy's jumpscare HISTORY!