Cuphead vs Butt-head lyrics

[Intro: The Announcer (YDGeon)]
EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY! (Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm)
BUTT-HEAD (Mmm, woo)
VS
CUPHEAD
BEGIN

[Verse 1: Cuphead (Mr. Jay)]
Sup Butt-head, you got a f*cked head
Stop making stupid decisions where you’ll end up dead
Everyone f*cking despises you, that's enough said
'Cause you make everyone angry and make the blood shed
Now let’s talk about your hatred for Beavis
My thesis; you’re tilted that folks think he’s Jesus
While you get no lovin’ no ladies for touchin
When you start discussions, those b*tches start running
Now let me lay it down to you since you’re not bright enough
You’ll never get a girl to touch you on your tiny junk
Being obnoxious while you’re laughing at your own jokes
And flipping burger patties, just be careful don’t choke
You got trolled by a mouse (b*tch), Butthead’s f*cking spouse (b*tch)
Couldn’t stand to see his house, lazy ass sat on the couch (Woo)
Don’t ever mess with M&C, M and Me, Cherry Tree
Gotta graduate high school to get to the university!

[Interlude: Butt-head (Stofferex) & Cuphead (Mr. Jay)]
Uhh… was that all? Uhuhuhuh. That sucked
Well if you think you can do better, give me your best shot
Uhh... okay
[Verse 2: Butt-head (Stofferex)]
Uhh, hi, I’m like, Butt-head
You’re like uhh, a dumbass
Uhuhuhuh, I think you suck
And your girl Chalice? She’s a sl*t
Uhuhuhuh, that’s cool
I’m gonna do her then TP the school
I’ve never said this word before, but, what the f*ck
I played your game, and it f*cking sucked
Now just because your game’s hard, doesn’t mean it’s good
Uuhuhuh hard, uhuhuhuh wood
Speaking of wood, I bet you think it tastes good
I’ll kick your ass more than Dice ever could
I’m not metrosexual, not after no bussy
Your artstyle looks like it’s drawn by wussies
You two are gay lovers, dumb and dumber, what a bummer
In the summer, cut the lumber with the wood from Mr. Dumber

[Interlude: Butt-head (Stofferex), Cuphead (Mr. Jay), and Mugman (Violent Remark)]
Whoa. I like, kicked your ass
f*cking hell, man, Mugman I don’t have time for this! You can deal with this one
It’ll be my pleasure, Cuphead
Uhh...

[Verse 3: Mugman (Violent Remark)]
Yeah, you're out of luck (Ayy), I don't give a f*ck (Ayy)
Hit you with a truck (Ayy) 'cause you f*cking suck (Ayy)
I would f*ck up this braceface but his mom did for me
His school work’s done poorly cuz he’s always horny
What the f*ck’s up with that? Don’t you have any goals?
And I’m not talkin’ bout those holes from those girls you try to roll
I’ve f*cked up King Dice while you dealt with some lice
Now go stuff your face in nachos you damn troglodytes
[Interlude: Beavis (Stofferex) and Mugman (Violent Remark)]
Oooh. is that Crappucino?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, what are you doing?!
GrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, NYAAAAAA!!!!!!

[Verse 4: Cornholio (Stofferex) and Cuphead (Mr. Jay)]
I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO, COMMANDER OF THE THIRD REICH
LITTLE KNOWN FACT, ALSO DOPE ON THE MIC
WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO TALK DOWN ON MY MOTHER?
YOU’RE ABOUT TO GET SMOTHERED! Dude, you just killed my brother!
ARE YOU THREATNING ME? YOU WILL BOW DOWN TO ME!
MAKE YOUR BALLS HURT WAY MORE THAN WHEN I HELD MY PEE
SO GO f*ck YOURSELF, YOUR GAME’S DEAD, DON’T YOU SEE?
NOW SHUT YOUR ASS UP AND GIVE ME ALL YOUR TP!

[Outro: The Announcer (YDGeon), Beavis and Butt-head (Stofferex)]
WHO WON? (That was cool)
WHO'S NEXT? (Uhh... oh yeah)
YOU DECIDE! (We like kicked their ass)
Kick ass
Uhuhuhuh, nyegh, nyegh, neygh