Thanos vs Sans lyrics

[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY!
JESUS CHRIST
VS
SANS
BEGIN!

[Verse 1: Sans]
May I tell you about our lord and savior, Thanos Fortnite?
He’s about to get dunked on cuz he hasn’t been nice
Look at his chin, GET THIS DUDE SOME LOTION!
You had to kill Falcon just to start some commotion
Infinity War was f*cking awful, that it made me cough
Why would you spend so much time hunting for some gay rocks?
Thanos' bars? Heh, I call that a sad rhyme
I won’t have a bad time cause it’s Undertale time

[Verse 2: Thanos]
Walk into the club, like, waddup, I gotta big c*ck
I’m so pumped up, stole some gems from that Iron f*ck
Once I collect all my jewels, you’ll soon pay
I tried to play your game once but only made it halfway
Fun isn’t something one considers when balancing the universe
But f*ck YOU!!
You think you’re superior? HA! Well at least I have a mom
You may be the Understar but ALPHYS IS THE BOMB
[Verse 3: Sans and Papyrus]
You get to bring in a friend? Then I do too…
PAPY!!!!! NYEHHHH BROTHER!
It’s true, I am a f*cking di*khead
But at least I got style with my scarf so red
I may be very clumsy, but you’re the one who’s poopsy
Now watch me drop the vase, f*cking whoopsies!
Are you ready for Freddy? I betty so steady you’ll be deady
Call me Mario Bros, I have lotsa noodles
I went on Twitter and was horrified by your di*k
Sans, I feel pretty sick

[Verse 4: Thanos and Jeffy]
I’m not gonna lose to a fat skeleton, Jeffy
It’ll be my pleasure Thanos
Snap
W-wait... I don't feel so good…
Haha, just kidding! Suck my fat choker
Hey Earthbound called, it said “more like the toker”
I take these two skeletons and make their bones rattle
Then complain about the audio in my Dragon Rap Battle
I’m hood, I killed Heimdall cause I’ve got big balls
Once I exterminate half the universe I won’t give you any calls
Your only way of defense is having whiny teens rant
f*ck you and Papyrus, time to do the orange justice dance
[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATLES OF... bad time... HISTORY!