Mr. Clean vs Baldi’s Basics lyrics

[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY!
RAP BATTLE NUMBER 12: BALD BALLSACKS
MR. CLEAN
VS
BALDI'S BASICS
PRESS START TO BEGIN!

[Verse 1: Mr. Clean]
The cleanliness Mr. Clean’s gonna clean you to the bits
I’m bald just like this as*h*le but he’s just a bigger b*tch
You versus me? I’m Mr. Clean, I don’t give a flying f*ck what you think of me
I love my wife cause she got a big rack, I hate my kids cause they have all small sacks
Wow what a tool, I think he’s fooled, you teach school, you think you’re cool
I don’t give a f*ck if you’re loved by kids, cause I’m loved by a wife with big tits
With a mop and scrub in hand, you can thank your mom for that
I did some work right in the lab, holy sh*t, it’s GIANT CRABS

[Verse 2: Baldi]
We’re quite alike and I know your pain, no hair to cover up your bald ass brain
But you’re a cuckold little f*ck, I can’t pity your sh*t, it doеsn’t make up for the crimes you commit
Your raps won’t work causе they’re mop n’ scrubs, for me it’s a shocker when I teach all the scrubs
Can’t step to me and my classroom, di*k, I’m more of a struggle than the apocalypse
Yeah I said apocalypse, it’s a joke, b*tch, everyone acts like a b*tch, b*tch
I teach Mathematics like a big b*tch, all the students in the class are big b*tch
Yeah, I’m Baldi and I’m right, your Bald ass head is bright
It causes a bright light, I’m gonna die tonight
Why is this verse still dragging on? I just wanna j*rk it with my hand
Your bald is just as crazy as a Wild Wasteland
My Action points rock up this joint, you’re totally dead when I’m through
It’s no wonder your mother died while giving birth to you
[Verse 3: Mr. Clean]
You don’t understand the flaws of humanity, you don’t know who you’re talking to so watch your profanity
I love my di*k, it’s pretty slick, and the moment you consume it you will find it delicious
Cause I’m a motherf*cker who is looking like a trucker, and I’m gonna maul ya till you’re on the ground as a Buckner
And god damn, look at you, head full of cancer, so now I’ll kick you in the clit just like a butt dancer
I just want a New Vegas, know what I’m sayin’? I’m like Goku. (Super Saiyan!)
Did you get the joke? I’ll explain it to you! I’m Goku, you’re Vegeta. You’re gonna f*cking lose
So power the Mr. Clean cannon (Chants), yeah this f*cking sh*t is canon
Now I'm gonna blow you up like Ganon

[Verse 4: King Neptune and Agent 47]
Both of you shut the f*ck up and just close your mouths for once
I don’t want to hear another horrible diss from the two of you c*nts
This battle is like Caillou: it has no hair
Just like SCP-173, you entered the wrong lair
Spongebob stole my crown because he’s pretty rebellious
You two are f*cking airheads even Agent 47’s jealous! (Hey.)
I’ve got a crown like K-Rool, I can cover up the head and I have fans
So why don’t you get chemo or you’ll get Ganon-Banned?

[Outro]
OH!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
Uh... YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATLES OF SCRUBALALALALALALDUBDUB HISTORY