SpongeBob SquarePants vs Patrick Star lyrics

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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
VS
PATRICK STAR
BEGIN!

[Verse 1: Patrick]
It's time to test the true test of friendship, Spongebob
I don't think you'll get friends at a patty flippin' job
Your boss is pretty greedy and coworker is a douchebag
And dude, stop trying to be gay with me you little fag
I live in a rock, you live in a fruit, oh no
I just wanna tell you that Sandy is a hoe
Nobody even likes you, go back to your snail
Or go somewhere, sh*t you can't, all the driving tests you fail

[Verse 2: Spongebob]
Lazy fat f*ck, let me tell you something more
You're the one that b*tches about not having an award
You can't do nothing right, you're dumb in every way
And I think you are the onе that is most likely gay
You tried to becomе a man but of course you went to Grandma
And holy sh*t, you licked that sand shaped like a banana
I at least go out, you're a hermit buddy
Here's the battle b*tch, you're going down tubby
[Verse 3: Patrick Star]
You f*cking queer, you have no ears, you've worked at a restaurant for fourteen years
Disliked by peers, have a million fears, now you can't hear, go cry in tears
You're 25 years old, yet you still play with teddies?
It's time for your ass to get beat. I'M READY!

[Verse 4: Spongebob]
Let's go Jellyfishing, I hope you are liable
Bring a net b*tch, you ain't getting Ol' Reliable
Mayonaisse ain't an instrument my victory is
I'm ready for your death, shirtless piece of sh*t

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
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