Soyjak vs Gigachad lyrics

[Intro: Announcer (YDGeon) & Soyjak (WoodenHornets)]
EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY!
SOYJAK (Grr)
VS (Grr)
GIGACHAD (Grr)
BEGIN!

[Verse 1: Soyjak (WoodenHornets)]
Ugh! Do I really have to face this guy again? I protest!
Your chin and pecs don't hide the fact your fans are racist homophobic pests
But I digress, when you compare us at least I own up to who I am
While most people who think they're chads are the actual Soyjaks, now suck on my Soysack (Woah)
I'm runnin’ fast like Sonic (Woah), your whole existence's a f*cking joke (Woah)
4Channers use you to justify crimes, you're not a chad, you're a Gigachode (Woah)
My Reddit buddies all think you blow, at least I’m funny you're just a cope (Woah)
Lets-a-Go like Mario, and it’s another chud I've sent down the pole

[Verse 2: Gigachad (Chaotic Rap Battles) & Soyjack (WoodenHornets)]
Step aside you nerd, your whining is annoying (Shut up!)
You’re a grown boy, who’s playing with toys, when you should really consider employing
Yo, Soybro, you have no joy bro, you need to go bro, boutta get low low
Gonna show show, how I flow bro, with my chin more chiseled than Mat4yo flow, yo
Pop ya glasses out like COD, you know I spit it right (Right)
Mouth so wide like The Rake, that they should just call you Gigabyte (Nom)
Don’t throw a fit, ho, what’s your intent tho? Your nerdy face is gayer than Nintendo
I took your sister and I plowed her f*ck hole, then plowed your girl while you watched like a cuckold (Ooh)
[Verse 3: Soyjak (WoodenHornets) & Gigachad (Chaotic Rap Battles)]
There are 10 million million memes that we can observe (Nom)
Your momma took the ugly ones, and put them into one nerd (Aah!)
Don’t be fooled by my looks, I’m the real alpha male
I use my mind to conquer, you are just an epic fail (Heh)
Who is looking pretty frail (Huh), and you’re lookin’ pretty f*cking pale (Huh)
Going harder than I would on a Funko Pop sale (Woo)
I may be a nerd, but I’m proud of what I love
I don’t need no muscles to prove my worth from above
And Nintendo’s not bad, shut your gay f*cking mouth
Added Minecraft to Smash, b*tch they never go south (Eugh)
I’m the real slick MC from Marvel and DC
Gonna peep your IG, now let’s see
No, what the f*ck, no it can't be
Are you f*cking making NFTs?

[Verse 4: Gigachad (Chaotic Rap Battles)]
Yes (Ha ha). Don’t challenge my PNGs you little baby
Your mom asked me for sex. I looked at her and I said “Maybe”
'Cause I’m more crazy than a short lady tryna give birth to eighty four babies
In the very back of a Porsche Cayman, I bury rappers, then pour pavement
You’re that weird face that I see spammed all around the chatrooms (Ooh)
Resembling the avatar of those fat losers who review cartoons
b*tch, take a shower, you reek
I hit the gym for eight days a week
I’ve beat you up, you shouldn’t have paged me
Now clean my sh*t up, you f*cking wagie (Ha)
[Outro: Announcer (YDGeon) & Soyjak (WoodenHornets)]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC... Hey, I wanna keep rapping. I wanna do more raps!
SHUT THE f*ck UP! Argh, whatever. f*ck you guys!
RAP BATLES OF HISTORY! Ugh