Weenies in the Beans lyrics

[Chorus: The Kritters]
My boyfriend’s touchy, tryna grab up on my butt
I’m hornier than antlers on a twenty-point buck
Wrangler on my booty, put the booty in the jeans
You got beanies in the weenies, I got weenies in the beans

[Verse 1: The Kritters]
Hanging in the deer stand, waiting for a deer (Aye)
Got a little boy, so we drank a little beer (Skee-yee)
What could’ve happened? I mean, we’re both men (Yeah)
He sent me a text, and so I looked down again
He texted, “f*ck me, f*ck me as a buddy” (Yeehaw)
I looked back up, and his c*ck was getting puffy (Yeah)
Whoa now, buddy, you really gonna stuff me? (Men)
He whipped his c*ck out and he made it touch my tummy

[Bridge: The Kritters]
Well, eighteen seconds, having sex with a man
I’ll shove it in his ass, then I c*m in my hands
I don’t care if anybody sees what we do
I’ll feel on any cowboy as long as he’s a dude

[Chorus: The Kritters]
My boyfriend’s touchy, tryna grab up on my butt
I’m hornier than antlers on a twenty-point buck
Wrangler on my booty, put the booty in the jeans
You got beanies in the weenies, I got weenies in the beans
[Verse 2: The Kritters]
Eighteen cowboys riding on my di*k
Yeah, you know I’m only gay because I couldn’t find the clit
f*cking on a country boy, sucking on his pecker
I’ma drill him in his booty, you can call me Black & Decker
Got titties like a cow, but I’m horny like a bull
I’ma dive into his booty when I f*ck him in the pool
Got me swimming in his eyes while I f*ck him in his boots
Licking mustard off his thighs, and then I f*ck him till he poops

[Chorus: The Kritters]
My boyfriend’s touchy, tryna grab up on my butt
I’m hornier than antlers on a twenty-point buck
Wrangler on my booty, put the booty in the jeans
You got beanies in the weenies, I got weenies in the beans

[Verse 3: The Kritters]
In the woods f*cking centaurs, it makes my di*k hard (Neigh)
A man will suck my di*k while I’m smoking on a cigar (Uh, aye)
c*ck, c*ck, c*ck, not talking ‘bout a chicken (Uh)
He stuck it in my booty, then he went and started p*ssing (Moonshine)
Broke back booty, not f*cking on a mountain (Yeehaw)
Open up my mouth, and then he sprays me like a fountain (Pshh)
di*k, di*k, di*k, wanna shove it in my f*cking ass (Meow)
Crystal meth is boring, rather suck all on a gay man’s shaft
[Verse 4: DigBar]
Man, he love it when I’m making him laugh
He’s my big black cowboy, shaking his ass
I’m bent over, I’m just tryna give the chickens a bath
Then I felt a big n*gga slip his di*k in my ass
I’m like, “Whoa, n*gga”, rip the Wranglers off, we’re ‘bout to get down
Everything thing inside the n*gga booty gon’ get ripped out
Button up the boots and the jeans, b*tch, I’m dripped down
When he see the fit, he gon’ volunteer to di*k down

[Chorus: The Kritters]
My boyfriend’s touchy, tryna grab up on my butt
I’m hornier than antlers on a twenty-point buck
Wrangler on my booty, put the booty in the jeans
You got beanies in the weenies, I got weenies in the beans
My boyfriend’s touchy, tryna grab up on my butt
I’m hornier than antlers on a twenty-point buck
Wrangler on my booty, put the booty in the jeans
You got beanies in the weenies, I got weenies in the beans