Crazy Rap (Colt 45) GAYMIX lyrics

[Intro: DigBar]
Listen man
I got a lot of stories and experiences
From past times with n*ggas bruh
Y'all already know it's DigBar and I don't
I don't usually tell people 'bout these stories and experiences
But everybody gather around, grab a n*gga ass
Hold onto his leg, do somethin'
And just kick back, gather 'round the mic, and listen to this sh*t man

[Chorus: DigBar]
I said stroke 40 guys, and 2 big fags
Babies all on my teeth
You can go in my jaw, grab them balls
Stroke that BBC
Put my hair in a bun, that is what I learned
When sucking that dirty black dong
Stop and grab the shlong, and play ping-pong
That sh*t stretch a long way to Hong Kong
So, blow, blow, blow, my boy
Suck on his p*nis stems
Feeling tight as hell, tryna ride him well
Now I got a jagged rim
Deepthroat, throat, like 80 D's
Breaking backs 'til he squeal
If my di*k and my titties just don't sell
I bet my fatty will
[Verse 1: Digbar & Crowd]
Well it was just sundown in a small white town
And I need to meat ride right now (Well)
When the as*h*le man walked through the white land
Asses went up for sale
Well I was standing on the corner with this fat ass meat
When I met a lil' dude named Jan (Jan)
He took a ride on my fatty, he was calling me his daddy
He the leader of the Butt f*ck Clan (ha ha)
We f*cked on the bed, f*cked on the floor
f*cked so long, my p*nis grew an afro
Then I f*cked to the left (left), f*cked to the right (left)
He sucked my tip on my big black pipe (ha ha)
I thought to myself, he's a keeper
All in his cakes, I ain't talkin' zebra
I put on my clothes, and I was on my way
'Til his daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet (Woah)
So I ran, I jumped out the back window
But his daddy, he was waiting with a fat ass chode
Oh, he beat me to the left, beat me to the right
The motherf*cker f*cked my ass all night (damn)
But I ain't mad, I just slept with his dad
I'm the best damn bussy he's ever had (ha ha)
I grabbed the BBC, he adjustin' my spine
He gon' f*ck my sh*t just one more time
[Chorus: Digbar]
I said stroke 40 guys, and 2 big fags
Babies all on my teeth
You can go in my jaw, grab them balls
Stroke that BBC
Put my hair in a bun, that is what I learned
When sucking that dirty black dong
Stop and grab the shlong, and play ping-pong
That sh*t stretch a long way to Hong Kong
So, blow, blow, blow, my boy
Suck on his p*nis stems
Feeling tight as hell, tryna ride him well
Now I got a jagged rim
Deepthroat, throat, like 80 D's
Breaking backs 'til he squeal
If my di*k and my titties just don't sell
I bet my fatty will

[Verse 2: Digbar & Crowd]
I met this n*gga in Hollywood
He had green hair, but damn, he look good (damn)
I took him to the house to break his spine
Then he whipped out a di*k that was bigger than mine!
I met this n*gga from Japan
He never made love with an African (African)
I f*cked him once (once), busted twice (twice)
I ate that p*nis like shrimp fried rice! (wooooo)
Don't be amazed by the stories I tell ya (tell ya)
Met a daddy in the heart of Australia
He had a big butt and big titties too
So I hopped in his ass like a kangaroo
See, I met this n*gga from Hawaii!
Put it in his ass and he said, "Aiiee!"
di*k was breakfast, bussy was lunch
Then his kids started tasting like Hawaiian Punch (ha ha)
I gave Colonel Sanders pipe in the state of Kentucky
He said, "I'll fry some chicken if you just f*ck me"
I blew up in his mouth, just like ISIS
I gave him my secret blend of germs and pipus
[Chorus: Digbar & Crowd]
I said stroke 40 guys, and 2 big fags
Babies all on my teeth (uhh)
You can go in my jaw, grab them balls
Stroke that BBC (that BBC, n*gga)
Put my hair in a bun, that is what I learned
When sucking that dirty black dong
Stop and grab the shlong, and play ping-pong
That sh*t stretch a long way to Hong Kong

[Verse 3: DigBar & Crowd]
I met Dolly Parton's man in Tennessee (Tennessee)
His p*nis was filled with Hennessy (Hennessy)
That country screwin' really drove me crazy
But I rode that ass and said, "Let's have babies" (yeah)
Met this daddy in Oklahoma
Put that bussy in a coma
Met this daddy in Michigan
Can't wait 'til I suck that di*k again
Met a real black dude down in South Carolina (what?)
Treated his ass like a nice vagina
f*cked this hooker in Iowa
I sent him to the medic, so I owe him
f*cked a big booty n*gga down in Georgia
Ate the n*gga out, man I thought I told ya
I made this beautiful man deepthroat
Then he ran across the border of Mexico
Fine young thing, said his name Jakia
I wrapped his butt up just like a hot tortilla
His butt getting buried, his ass distorted
I know I'm finna cry when he get deported

[Chorus: DigBar]
I said stroke 40 guys, and 2 big fags
Babies all on my teeth
You can go in my jaw, grab them balls
Stroke that BBC
Put my hair in a bun, that is what I learned
When sucking that dirty black dong
Stop and grab the shlong, and play ping-pong
That sh*t stretch a long way to Hong Kong
So, blow, blow, blow, my boy
Suck on his p*nis stems
Feeling tight as hell, tryna ride him well
Now I got a jagged rim
Deepthroat, throat, like 80 D's
Breaking backs 'til he squeal
If my di*k and my titties just don't sell
I bet my fatty will