R U READY? lyrics

[Intro: Jake Hole]
J-J-J-J-Jake Hole
Yeah
This music thing, bruh
For Dig and I, bruh
No swe— no sweat off our nuts, for real

[Verse 1: Jake Hole & DigBar]
No sweat
Getting sucked, like a Dyson
Put the lube in the cart
Screw with the prices
Condoms at the checkout
I ain't check what the size is
Dark skin, light skin
Don't know what a type is
Pipin' the butt of a man
'Cause I like it
I be working out my legs
Just like I'm biking
Booty top tier
That's why the dudes hype it
And I make his booty turn red
Like it ripened
He tight in the rear
Red lights in the room
He like it in here
Inside my fruit of loom
He fighting his fears
Of piping a dude
He ride me to tears
During Family Feud
Ah, chewing on the condom
Like a Wrigley's
Think I broke a buttcheek
Like I'm Rigby
New sugar daddy
Rich dude in his sixties
Went to Micky di*ky's
And he getting me a six piece
And a quarter pounder
'Cause he ain't no cheapskate
Where the bros in this house?
Tryna see taint
Going feral, no wheel, no restraint
Put white on his walls
Need a repaint
Running trains, locomotion
In his cake making potions
No guns, no drugs, just butt stuff
So I don't need a Drake, like DeRozan
Stroke it, whip it out
Thrust and it goes in
Open up his booty
And it smelling like roses
Got bricked off the nudes he was posting
His lens got a smudge
And his pic's out of focus
Hocus, pocus, meat goes away
Way I disappear
The meat doing tricks, David Blaine
No pain, no gain, no stains, no gain (Ay)
On a plane (Nyoom)
But we running a train
[Verse 2: DigBar]
I'm in a submarine sucking peen
That's a low blow
Who in here not gay as hell?
n*gga, nose goes
I like NC, not the state
n*gga, no clothes
I tried to warn her
I'm f*ckin' on both bros
f*ck three big balls
Man, there's four now
So much nut
Look like I just milked four cows
He punched that di*k in my butt
Now I'm sore now
Booty so wide
How he fit in the door? How?
Yeah, like how?
When he jump, the room shake
Then I'm like, "Wow"
I show respect to the butt
Take a bow
I spit shine the butt
With my mouth and a towel
I'm doing it now
Scramble his booty like eggs
No benedict
Yeah, he my friend
But that sh*t come with benefits
You don't like dudes
You a lame, man, you been a b*tch
My n*gga blacker than f*ck
Call him licorice
n*gga, I'm licking it
Take out the meat and I tickle it
Sit on it hard, I might cripple it
Man, that's ridiculous
I be the n*gga to cut off your meat
And then pickle it (Ugh)
I need a di*k
With a little bit of funk
I need a di*k
With a hood like a monk
I need a di*k
Black and white like a skunk
Open his booty up wide
Man, it's time for a dunk
Slam
n*gga, like damn
Now there's more white
Than the Ku Klux Klan
I put my white on a coon buff man
He hella black, he got too much tan
Beating the cheeks
While we chill and watch Netflix
Reach by his leg
Got a handful of wet di*k
Damage his butt
Gotta get him a medkit
Pass a dude up
Then he gave me some head quick
Uh
[Verse 3: Jake Hole & DigBar]
Stick it in, pipe, pipe, pipe
Ay caramba, ay, ay, ay
Tuco Salamanca, tight, tight, tight
Meat hangs to the left
But it feels so right
I go, "Ah"
Like I took a sip of Sprite
His di*k big and black
Thank god it wasn't white
Man, he kill me with the p*nis
Man, I think I see the light
BDSM, get whipped, no bando
I know his body
Like the map of Los Santos
Cheers to the booty
Let's have us a man toast
Now I'm looking down
Like, "Where did my pants go?"
I be playing with balls
Like I'm Rando
Oops, I mean Rondo
Sex in the condo
Beating my cheeks
Like he playing the bongos
That di*k in his butt
I'mma make it largando, ah!
Yo, Dig, how many like us?
I don't know
We the only ones with really nice nuts
Ten tugs in his butt 'til I bust
di*k in my face, like a raid on Rust
You fruity deep down, just trust
And I don't ever ever eat brown, just butt
During sex, only time that I cuss
And into a man, only time that I thrust
Keep my butt hairs braided
I'm a neat freak
Backing that cake up
That n*gga go "Beep, beep"
If this dildo break in half
I'll need a receipt
f*cked two times
Now we going for the threepeat
Sex in the Lam
I receive like I'm CD
I be the Don in his booty
Call me DC
Leave the booty in pieces
Like a Reese's
He f*ck so good
Had to tell him to teach me
[Outro: DigBar]
f*ck
n*gger
f*ck, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck
n*gger
Are you ready?