THE STORY OF GREAT WHITE lyrics
by DigBar
[Verse 1: DigBar]
Man, back in the day, I used to whip a f*cking Honda
Took a trip up to the store
Because I had to buy some condoms
Saw a n*gga posted up
At the wall, at the CVS
Dripped out
And he had some diamonds
They was VVS[?]
He said 'What's up?'
Said 'Nothing much; I'm here to pick up rubbers.'
He said 'Rubbers? Are they for yo brother?'
'Nah, they not my brother's'
He said 'Oh, who's the lucky lady?'
That's when things got crazy
I said 'Uh, it's not a lady, it's a thick n*gga named Grady.'
He start backin up
He look disgusted
And then he started cussin'
He said 'I ain't know that the guys was the people you been bustin'
I said 'Yeah, is that a problem?'
He said 'Nah, it ain't no problem'
So it's safe to say that on that guy
Was how I used that condom
I took him home
I got in his butt
And I started f*ckin' it
I took the di*k right out his pants
I slapped it and started sucking it
It's halloween
I gotta get dressed up
I gotta go home
My costume top-notch
I'm dressed as OG Mudbone[?]
And the best part about the costume is
I can use my own di*k
I don't need a prop
'cause me and OG Mudbone
Both got 20 inch c*cks
When the n*ggas saw my costume they was all in shock
They all took turns coming up and feelin' on my c*ck
It was a great night
I met a short n*gga and his name was Great White
Even though he short
He still gives great pipe
Me and Great White both got up
And we walked to the car
He said 'what's yo name'
And I said 'yo, my name is DigBar'
Two steps out the door
He start kissing me, we ain't get far
He said 'Yo, DigBar'
'I'm tryna get that di*k, alr?'
I said 'Bet'
We hopped in the 'vette
Driving home to the creepers of sex[?]
Great White, in the car that's a flex
Short arms, lookin like a T-Rex
We at the door
We ain't even walk in
He said 'No talking'
He threw me down
On the f*cking ground
Started di*king down
Damn his booty round
We was f*ckin' good
For about an hour
Then we hopped up in the shower
Then another n*gga came in
He big and black, like the White Tower[?]
Great White lookin' at him like:
'How the hell does he still exist?'
Then the big n*gga said
'Great White, who is this?'
(And after that, that's when sh*t really went down)
(di*k)