GRUMPY OLD BROS lyrics
by DigBar
[Part I]
[Verse]
(It's the Grumpy Old Troll!)
I'm the Grumpy Old Troll who is under the bridge (Hey!)
I'm the Grumpy Old Troll who is under the bridge (Who's there!?)
If you wanna come over, all you have to do is this
All you have to do is this, solve my riddle!
[Part II]
[Intro: Ignition]
It ain't gay, I got socks on
Honestly, I got black socks on right now, they're not even mismatched (Igni' goin' crazy!)
Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm
Grumpy Old Troll, gimme that di*k
[Verse 1: Ignition]
He said he was hungry, so he ate the D
I gave him a Nutty Bar, added some cream
Cuddling me while he is in between
He can't let me go 'cause hе knows I'ma leave
I'm f*cking his brother, hе's twenty-three
So he's definitely the one for meat
They called me a whore and said, "I'm for the streets"
But yesterday, I was all up in their sheets
Tickling ass in my back seat
He riding me like a taxi
Don't hit me up if you ain't nasty
Eating beans off his ass cheek
He said, "Pull up 'cause I really wanna meet ya"
Spot a white man, we gon' turn into a zebra
If you don't got cake, then I ain't gon' treat ya
Big di*k like "Pow!", it's an onomatopoeia
He know how to stick it in before it even get hard
I was playing with his booty like it was a guitar
He love my di*k because it's thicker than a f*cking cigar
But there was never gonna be someone thicker than DigBar
Don't run from this di*k, you won't get far
Had a threesome with me and Diggy, now he's a big star
Sucking me off after a nut gon' play a big part
Every time my homie do it, man, I wanna restart
Told him, "Watch out 'cause this di*k gonna murder ya"
He said, "We gon' see what I really learned from ya"
I said, "I'm f*cking once, then I'm curving ya"
f*cked him so hard, he woke up with a hernia
I let him know that I'm sorry for hurting ya
f*cked in the garden, now you got some dirt in ya
di*k is so good, it make me wanna work for ya
Got some cake, I f*ck around and I twerk for ya
I like big oily black men and c*ck
Do whatever you want, just don't take off my socks
I want me a man that looks just like The Rock
If he looks like Shaq, I'll still f*ck him a lot
Sucked on his balls until them b*tches popped
He couldn't take di*k, but I sure didn't stop
He ate all the nuts, so I told him, "Good job"
He swallowed me whole, now my di*k gotta throb
[Verse 2: DigBar]
He chew on my di*k like it's corn on the cob
Bending him over, his but getting robbed
Bootyhole gangsta, I ride with the mob
Stick di*k in his butt and I make a kebab
I don't take orders in sex, I'm in charge
Big di*k, holy sh*t, I need it large
Big tits, get a grip, they get me hard
I flipped through his guts like I'm shuffling cards
Big strong n*gga, he looking like Bowser
Pull up his shirt, and I pull down his trousers
Bring on the meat, n*gga, I ain't no coward
I slept with a trans like I'm Dwight Howard
Come on, n*gga, get up, the pace finna pick up
I lick up his big nuts until I get hiccups
I grip on the big butt, I like me a n*gga
He started off small, but that meat getting bigger (Ah!)
I'm ready, let's go, n*gga, this ain't no damn game
Sit on his face, he the bulb, I'm the lampshade
Beat him real quick like the BO2 campaign
Pounding his butt, I just started the rampage
This sh*t, it get me real hyped up
Big thick n*ggas with tight butts
He licked it everyday, sweat off of my nuts
His butt like a mountain, I grab it and climb up
Backshots, backshots, f*cking his spine up
When I shoot semen, that means that it's time up
Bootyhole feast, told the n*ggas to "Dine up"
DigBar and Ignition one hell of a line up
[Outro: DigBar]
I be f*cking my bro, I be sucking his di*k
I be f*cking my bro, I be sucking his di*k
I be f*cking my bro, I be sucking his di*k
I be f*cking my bro, I'm sucking his di*k
I be f*cking my bro, I be sucking his di*k
I be f*cking my bro, I be sucking his di*k
I be f*cking my bro, I be sucking his di*k
I be f*cking my bro, I'm sucking his di*k
I be f*cking my bro, I be sucking his di*k
I be f*cking my bro, I be sucking his di*k
I be f*cking my bro, I be sucking his di*k
I be f*cking my bro, I'm sucking his di*k