BIG di*k RANDY 3: THE END lyrics

[Verse 1: DigBar]
Halloween, 2023, can't believe it's already here
Dressin' up as a thick n*gga this year and I got all of my gear
Randy gon' try to target me when he see me in my costume
It's a fake butt on top so if he take it it's okay I got two
I'm hearin' bells, Randy, he can go to hell
Somebody gotta stop this big n*gga so f*ck it, I will
Man, I'm nervous, uh, I can't even sit real still
It's still daytime, and this big n*gga already got six kills!
It's gettin' dark, I get a knock at the door, look down and see a note
That sh*t from Randy, this n*gga love leavin' notes, I'ma read yall what he wrote
That boy said yo

[Verse 2: Big di*k Randy]
When are you coming to stop me? I'm not tryna sound c*cky
But I'm takin' booty propеrties feel like I'm playin' some Monopoly!
I'm havin fun, lеt's go one on one, let's meet at the park
Eight o'clock, when it gets dark, then we gon' start
And if you win, then, I'll disappear
But, if I win, I'm takin' that candy, and that rear!
b*tch, I'm Randy! Hehuhuh, don't forget the Big di*k!
DigBar not gon' win sh*t, cause he is a big b*tch!
My height is like 6'6, booty gettin' ripped, ripped!
I'ma take the blood out his butt, and make some lipstick

[Bridge: Digbar]
Man, Randy p*ssed off, man he ready, bout to take a nap real quick, wake up at like eight..
It's the end of Randy

[Alarm Clock Ringing...]
Ah, sh*t, it's already eight o'clock, f*ck, now I'm late. f*ck!

[Verse 3: Digbar & Big di*k Randy]
I hopped up in the whip, and then I pulled up to the spot
Feelin' hella hard, man, I'm talkin' bout my c*ck
Bout to save Halloween, cause I know y'all gettin' stressed out
Rubber band, Randy's booty, it gets stretched out
Then we locked eyes, he a big 6'6, big di*k, thick hip, big ass rocked guy
He asked me why I'm late
"I said eight, n*gga, not nine."
Randy, he can shut the f*ck up, he on my time
"I been waiting so long to do this, DigBar
You makin' all these f*ckin' songs about me and sh*t,
Got all these people scared of me, I can't even do what I wanna do? It's over, n*gga."
Randy takin' off his coat, then he grab me by my throat
Feel my booty gettin' groped
Slidin' fingers in my hole
Well, my first plan didn't work, so I guess it's time to go
And try the plan B, he said "WHAT'S MY NAME!?"
I said "BIG di*k RANDY!"
n*ggA, UNHAND ME!
n*ggA, DISBAND ME!
Got me in the air danglin', just by my damn feet!
Then he slide that big knee
Knocker in my damn cheeks!
Now, I'm finna make sure that this n*gga can not stand me
Break his grip, flip him over, then I get to penetratin'
[Outro: Big di*k Randy]
[moaning noises]
Slappin' all over Big di*k Randy's booty, it's disintegrating
I jus' keep on clappin' on his butt until he pass out
Layin' there, naked on the playground with his ass out
Then I took the gun out and I aimed it at his head
I pulled the trigger back and then that n*gga really dead
Happy Halloween everybody
Y'all can be safe now
Digbar