IDEK FREESTYLE lyrics
by DigBar
[Part I]
[Intro]
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[Verse]
I tie up my hair just like a jump ball
Then I get down on my knees and start to suck balls
Me and my n*gga get butt-naked and we trust fall
I wish y'all could've seen this n*gga's butt, y'all
My b*tch mad as hell 'cause she went through my phone
A text from Jerome, A text from Tyrone
A text from Ramone, why you goin' through my phone?
And it's crazy 'cause they all said they ready for the night
Had to lie to my b*tch, tell her we was shootin' dice
Matter fact, get to cookin', go and whip me up some rice
And we gon' be drinkin' later, go and pick me up some icе
I had to come up with somethin' to get hеr out the crib
Then I slid my n*ggas the addy, so they know where I live
Better not call me gay, I just be hangin' with the bros
Who cares if the night ends? We're suckin' n*ggas' toes
Who knows? Maybe we can make a human Oreo
'Cause Tyrone bring in a white n*gga who said he from the Grove
I'm like, "Whoa, I thought this was only n*ggas though"
He said, "No", he said, "What, so you don't want him to go?"
I said, "I don't give a f*ck as long as he can fit this di*k up in his throat"
As long as he can—ah
As long as he ready because the bed gon' be rockin' like a boat
We gon' fit it all in and close it up just like a tote
Hear a knock up at my door, so I guess it's time to go
Man, I guess it's time to get it
Big black n*ggas, and they all wearin' fitteds
They all started hoppin' to my bed, goin' "Ribbit"
And the white n*gga took off his shirt, start showin' titties
[Part II]
[Verse]
We started relaxin' like we was chillin' on the beach
Nah, I'm playin', grabbed a n*gga, started beatin' on his cheeks
I said, "n*gga, what's your name?", he started yellin' out "Tariq"
Feel like Giannis when I f*ck it, I be movin' like a freak
Man, my di*k so long I started T'ing up from D
Then that n*gga started backin' up, I think I hear the beep
Hear the beep, beep, beep, beep, beep
That dump truck slidin' on my meat
He keep runnin' and hidin' like we was playin' hide-and-seek
Told a n*gga, "Stop runnin' and come here 'cause it's time to eat"
Then I looked around the room, all the n*ggas puttin' work in
Got three n*ggas j*rkin', got three n*ggas twerkin'
Got three n*ggas switchin' over to another person
Got three n*ggas screamin' out "f*ck", they was cursin'
I hit my Shmurda Dance from behind like I'm Bobby, n*gga
I'm a simple man, f*ckin' n*ggas is my hobby, n*gga
Puttin' stains on his couch that I got from Hobby Lobby, n*gga
I don't give a f*ck, my man hot as wasabi, n*gga
Man, we got to hurry up and wrap it up
'Cause my b*tch gon' be home at any second
She gon' walk in, twenty n*ggas booty butt-naked
With a bunch of long horns hangin' out like it's Texas
Knock-knock, yeah, she knocked twice
I said, "Stop, stop" 'cause she back with the ice
Then she pushed the door open, "What y'all doin' in my house?"
She said, "DigBar, why are twenty n*ggas on my couch?"
I said, "Ah, look baby, it's just a photoshoot"
She said, "Bullsh*t, n*gga, you don't even know these dudes"
I said, "Yeah, I do", but that didn't even help my case
'Cause she walked over, then she slapped me in my f*ckin' face
[Outro]
Yeah, man, that sh*t was crazy
I should've had her get to bags of ice or some sh*t
Maybe three, I don't even know
b*tch, DigBar