I Can’t Keep up with the Holidays lyrics

[Verse 1]
What the hell do you want? I'm broke
Trying to keep the goddamn heat on
This season is a f*cking joke
I’m struggling to make the rent on time
I hope the landlord chokes on my last penny
On December 25th
I've got nothing in my pockets
And you're asking for all of it, so

[Chorus]
Merry goddamn Christmas
Hope you get plenty of presents
Sorry that I can’t afford to
Show you that I give a sh*t aside from
Spending time with you
So merry goddamn Christmas

[Verse 2]
Everywhere, I see a f*cking ad
"Twenty percent off of your mad outrageous order
If you add the coupon 'Santa's little b*tch' upon your checkout"
f*cking tone deaf corporations
Reaching for your empty wallets
Turn around and blame inflation
Making record f*cking profits
[Chorus]
Merry goddamn Christmas
Hope you get plenty of presents
Sorry that I can't afford to
Show you that I give a sh*t aside from
Spending time with you (Spending time with you)
Merry goddamn Christmas
Hope you get plenty of presents
Sorry that I can't afford to
Show you that I give a sh*t aside from
Spending time with you
So merry goddamn Christmas

[Bridge]
Twenty dollars doesn't do what it used to
But I don't make more money than I did back then
Every December, I’m a little more depressed
Every new year, I start right back where I began
Twenty dollars doesn’t do what it used to
(I can't keep up with the holidays)
But I don’t make more money than I did back then
(Someone give me a f*cking break)
Every December, I'm a little more depressed
(I don't know how I'll keep the lights on)
Every new year, I start right back where I began
Fa-la-la-la (Shut the f*ck up)
[Chorus]
Merry goddamn Christmas
Hope you get plenty of presents
Sorry that I can’t afford to
Show you that I give a sh*t aside from
Spending time with you (Spending time with you)
Merry goddamn Christmas
Hope you get plenty of presents
Sorry that I can't afford to
Show you that I give a sh*t aside from
Spending time with you

[Outro]
So merry goddamn Christmas (Spending time with you)
Merry goddamn Christmas
You're all on my sh*t list (Spending time with you)
Merry goddamn Christmas
Merry goddamn Christmas (Christmas, merry goddamn Christmas)