[Intro]
Yeah yeah
Yeah yeah
(CorMill)
They say nothing rhymes with turtle
That's frankly not true
[Hook]
What rhymes with turtle?
The answer is rape
When I grab on your tiddies there is no escape
Because Tachanka is a GOD
He leaves us all in awe
Wish we could be him, but he just says nah
[Verse]
What rhymes with turtle?
The answer is rape
Cowabunga, kanchenjunga
Himalayas, porn raiders, in San Andreas
Imma gta that b*tch, I know she'll never snitch
(Cause she'll be dead)
[Hook]
What rhymes with turtle?
The answer is rape
When I grab on your tiddies there is no escape
Because Tachanka is a GOD
He leaves us all in awe
Wish we could be him, but he just says nah
What rhymes with turtle?
The answer is rape
When I grab on your tiddies there is no escape
Because Tachanka is a GOD
He leaves us all in awe
Wish we could be him, but he just says nah
[Verse]
Man enough about the turtle gotta talk about our savior
Tachanka, horn honka, Russian axer, ain't no cracker
Just like Parker Wright
I don't like name drop but you know that I'm right
He's a diabetic llama
Chanka helps his baby mama
Parker got an 8 inch di*k
Tachanka di*k is only 2 inches
Off the ground b*tch
Off the ground b*tch
[Hook]
What rhymes with turtle?
The answer is rape
When I grab on your tiddies there is no escape
Because Tachanka is a GOD
He leaves us all in awe
Wish we could be him, but he just says nah