THE RETURN lyrics

[Intro: Clyde, Georgio, and Kill Whitey]
Alright gentlemen, I called this meeting, for an extremely important reason (oh sh*t)
For some reason, 2 years ago, almost 3
Chief Pee Pee and Lord Dookie dropped off the face of the f*cking earth
Now since PPG has left, on some sort of weird hiatus
The amount of suicides has gone up 10 fold in our population
So somebody has to find it, and speak to 'em
Now, are there any rumours about Chief Pee Pee or his whereabouts?

My cousin, he tell me 'Georgio, I see Chief Pee Pee in the mountains'
The mountains, you know? And they also heard that 'he was working on a new project, called Pooty Juice'
And he also heard rumours that [? Chum Lord] was destroyed in some sort of climactic sex accident
That involved chains and whips, you know, Chief Pee Pee's usual toys and instruments

Whoa, hold up. So what you're saying is, Chief Pee Pee is gonna drop a new f*ckin' album right? Is that what you be sayin' Georgio?

Yeah that is what I'm saying Clyde, but once again these are only rumours, although this is good news we should not get our hopes-

Hey, hey! You people need to shut the f*ck up alright?
Yeah, I've been missing for a couple f*cking years
Big f*cking whoop, alright, I've been workin' on some new sh*t
Now if you guys can stop f*cking crying all week like little pus*y b*tches, I can show it to you
Is that what you f*ckin' want?

Yes, show us the album! I'll f*ckin' kill myself if you don't show us the new f*ckin' album!