[Intro: Knights Announcer]
Calvin's just won himself an LA Knights sweatshirt
[Hook x2: Tim Saunders]
I’m not Shelby Marx, I can't kick it with you
I'm not Justin Tucker, I can’t kick it with you
I'm not Shawn Michaels, I can't kick it with you (sexy boy!)
I'm not Draymond Green, I can't kick it with you
[Verse 1: Tim Saunders]
Mayweather vs McGregor
What that mean? I can't kick it with you
Fake friends always been a issue
Only want you round when it's beneficial
Boy I earned my stripes, yeah I been official
Like I got a zebra shirt, and a whistle
So she wanna buss it like Ms. Frizzle
But I ain't Messi, I can’t kick it wit you
n*ggas can’t check me, I am not box
Can't put hands on me I am not a clock
Yeah I’m prime time like it's 9:00
In case y'all was worried, like a otter box
Yeah, I get gaup, like a lot a lot
It is not a shock, when we set up shop
Yeah on the dot, like Mavado watch
You ain't gotta like it but ya gotta watch, n*gga, ah!
[Hook x2: Tim Saunders]
[Verse 2: Derek]
Can’t kick it with you like I lost both feet
To a land mine, tryna waste my damn time, she
Came to my house with no FaceTime
Didn't call the landline, blow me like a dandelion, Treesh (Sheesh)
Unannounced b*tches with my info
Go ahead and let go, frozen with the cold pole
She ain't never shot no scenes, tryna GoPro
Strap to her head, make her shake like a snow globe, we
Just boys and we sing those songs
I know we boys, but I ain't kickin (I ain't kicking it)
Can't hang like I did no wrongs, my energy issa privilege
Enough to uplift a village
And you don't deserve it, you a poor version
Of the Marriott, plus the poor service
Can't kick it with you, FIFA not working
[Hook x2: Tim Saunders]
[Outro: Tim Saunders]
I'm not Forrest Griffin, I can't kick it with you, no
I am not Renaldo, I can't kick it with you, no
I'm not Jaden Smith, I can't kick it with you, no
I'm not Vinetari, I can't kick it with you, no
I'm not Jackie Chan, I can't kick it with you, no
I'm not Jankowski, I can't kick it with you, no
I'm not Sami Zayn, I can't kick it with you, no
I'm not Sharkeisha, I can't kick it with you, no
I am not the Zohan, I can't kick it with you, no
I'm not Kofi Kingston, I can't kick it with you, no
I'm not Hope Solo, I can't kick it with you, no
I'm not Draymond Green, I can't kick it with you, woah