[Intro: Kevin]
Jake told me to, um, say something really stupid to start off the song
Right?
Indicative of what the song is in the first place
So I decided, I picked, I chose
Richard Ducci!
[Verse 1: Kevin]
I just been reading up on the bible preventing my sins
Finished a match down in Westport flexing my wins
Paper and plastic recycling bins
Ford all spaced out remind me of Invader Zim
Hop on the courts barely even touch the rim
Might drop an album off just off the whim
9:30 lights out mom tuck me in
Sharks in the water I see the fins
[Bridge: Gweds]
Ok, ok ok
Let me hop on for a second
[Verse 2: Gweds]
I've been dripping in the sauce like Yung Gravy
Met your mom, she's a real nice lady
Army too scary, how's the navy?
Crazy holy, call me Mary's baby
Carly Rae Jepson, girls Call Me Maybe
Losing weight from tennis on the wii
Taking quick poops that's how it be
Prescription 5.50 I can't see
I raise my hand to answer number three
I guess "Yes" doesn't answer two plus c
Going to the movies with my girl k-
[Bridge: Kevin]
You can't do that bud, it's a little early for that
That's just a little intense for you, um
It hasn't really gotten started hasn't really developed
I don't think you should really start passing that along yet
Anyway, carry on
[Verse 3: Kevin]
Look at the way that I move
Ya'll disrespectful and rude
Eating these bars like it's food
Changing the flow like my mood
Call up my uncle get sued
He spit y'all out like some food
The visions messed up its skewed
Stick to my game like I'm glued
Jesus is my rock, he my dude
All my songs like allude
Keep the mix tape queued
Every song up the altitude
[Outro: Kevin]
Let's go baby
Three hours elapsed
Start to finish
It was fun
Let's get this started baby
Let's go