Shocker in Gloomtown lyrics
by Guided by Voices
[Verse 1]
Were you there?
Were you kicking?
Alive in aisle twelve
Gimmick of the century
In boxes and jars and giveaway cars
He's motioning for you
[Verse 2]
'Twas a band
They were sickening
Arousing everyone
P.S. dump your boyfriend
Promotional trash
Emotional bash with helium balloons
[Verse 3]
So now tell me
How the hell did we miss it?
Bared his ass for all to see
And no one got to kiss it