[Intro]
f*ck you making n*gga?
Ramen noodles. f*ck you think?
[Verse 1]
Going hard like my di*k isn't flaccid
Pushing lyrics like Caprices cause my sh*t is a classic
But I only drive a Honda...whip it like cream
Chasing dreams and an Asian chick that's thick as molasses
They say my rhymes are hot like a rotisserie basket
Cause I'm outside of the box, like a slippery casket
But that liquor's my elixir, once I slip in a casket
Spill a beer and I'll be hopping out that b*tch like it's magic
And these n*ggas be tripping like...unlaced shoes
Or an Asian thinking that HIS di*k can fit in a Magnum...
But pardon my offensiveness...If you're feeling tense and sh*t
Cause sh*t I'm not a rapper, I'm just practicing my penmanship...
I'ts Mr. Feeny with some rhythm and a potty-mouth
Spit a couple verses and bullets to get your body slouched...
Naw it's the underdog you prolly just forgot about
From animal planet, have komodos draggin ya body out
[Hook 1]
Cheddar cheese, cheddar cheese, my sh*t is amphetamines
Tryna reach the end so I can justify a better means
*Repeat 4 times*
[Verse 2]
Missed so many phone calls, I swear I need a f*cking pager
Too busy turning superficial b*tches to chubby chasers...
Nice guys finish last, I've got rough behaviors
Ate so much vagina in my dorm I could disgust the neighbors
Jedi with the dreadlocks...Aayla Seclura clutchin sabers
Rocking Calvin Klein Socks, Snapbacks, Chucks and blazers
Life is like a pot of ramen. Craig David. What's ya flavor?
Friday night hypnotiq, going all the way, Chuck's a player
Balling like, Baron Davis writing verses tearing pages
Feed my family sharing wages rapping over snares and basses...
Chuck's an animal put him in a cage
He's got these verses in my ear like I was given a gauge
And all the venom that he's spitting got these women enraged
He's taking candy from a baby like it's minimum wage
Mayne that's the way the non-believers speak when their fed up with me
But their like homosexual men. They'll never f*ck with me
[Hook 2]
Cheddar cheese, cheddar cheese, my sh*t is amphetamines
Tryna get some ends so I can f*cking buy some better jeans
*Repeat 4 times*