Plain-Dealing Villain lyrics

[Verse 1]
There's a man who I adore
Courtesy of Billy Shakes
And now I will tell you the lore
So listen up for goodness sakes

Trust me, I would not lie to you
Don't worry, this isn't a test
But let's go to the world of "Much Ado
About Nothing," there he will manifest

[Chorus]
Don John, my love
Don John, my dove
The Lord up above
Knows Don John is my love

[Verse 2]
I wanna ask him on a date
And then be Netflix and Chillin'
Up in the sky, the winds of fate
Will join me and that plain-dealing villain

If Johnny Boy ever got cold
I would knit him a sweater
He's not of many words, I'm told
But Keanu Reeves never looked better
[Chorus]
Don John, my love
Don John, my dove
The Lord up above
Knows Don John is my love

[Instrumental Solo]

[Chorus]
Don John, art thou as thou sayest thou art
'Cause it seems you're not just handsome, but also really smart
Don John, let's go to the bar, and you and I will get plastered
I think that you're really legit, even though you are a bast*rd

[Final Chorus]
Don John, (oh) my love
Yeah, Don John, my dove
The Lord (the Lord) up above
Knows Don John is my love

Yeah, Don John is my love