Paint by the numbers
Compare to the others
It just looks so terribly drab
Cue up the laugh track
I want my own life back
And all of the jokes that we had
This one's a keeper
You can't make it sweeter
By filling it over the top
Make mine black
Don't go easy
I'm happy and flattered
And nothing else matters
You've given us all a head start
Enough with the fodder
Why even bother
We know in the end
This b*tch will keep falling apart
Things will keep falling apart
We know in the end this b*tch will keep falling apart