The Cod War lyrics

[Spoken]
Just across the pond, grew a kingdom like no other
And the Ocean Queen would learn that the ruler was her brother
Jimmy the Codfather had a plan to make a dime
By having a monopoly on all the server's slime
In the Grimlands lived fWhip, an explosives engineer
Who mostly cares for salmon, the only fish he holds dear
A rivalry between the two had caused a great divide
To condone cod, or support salmon, one must now decide