Spanky Tommy Lee (Skit) lyrics

[Voicemail: Ralph Barbosa Jr]
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Virgil, it's me, man
It's Spanky Tommy Lee, the Cowboy Killer
Ayy, listen, man, I listened to that album
Goddamn, that album is hotter than a limp di*k on a two dollar hole, boy, I'm proud of you, boy
I've been jamming it all day, smoking that reefer you gave me
That gas has my eyes redder than the devil's di*k, let me tell you
But I'm so proud of you for that album, man, l've been jamming it all day
Hey, track number three, that b*tch goes harder than b*tch goes harder than a boner on a swamp, donkey, boy, let me tell you, man
That whole album—, that whole album is hotter than a bow-legged pig banging his cousin Bernice on the 4th of July
Ayy, anyway get back at me, man, holler at me