MERRY NOTHIN lyrics

[Verse 1]
One year ago, it was snowin' like crazy
And we bought two sleds and a bottle
Ran to the top of the hill and you raced me back down
And we kissed at the bottom
Memories we made that are useless today
And that I wish I could have forgotten
'Cause early December, we finally broke up
But now Christmas feels just like a coffin

[Pre-Chorus]
We could have waited
'Til after the parties when everyone asked where you were
Eyy, eyy

[Chorus]
Merry Christmas, merry nothing
This December sucks
I'm alone under a mistletoe while you're f*ckin' a sl*t somewhere
Santa Claus ain't real
He's fake just like most people
(Fake just like most people, fake just like most people)
Christmas, merry nothing
This December sucks
I'm alone under a mistletoe while you're f*ckin' a sl*t somewhere
Santa Claus ain't real
He's fake just like most people
(Fake just like most people, fake just like most people)
[Post-Chorus]
Santa's fake just like most people
(Fake just like most people)

[Verse 2]
I can't walk into a mall
'Cause this holiday music makes me want to die
Every time I see a snowman, it's mood
'Cause that's really how I feel inside
Everything's red or it's green
But the coca is white
And lonely is blue
All that I want this Christmas is amnesia
And good di*k from somebody new

[Pre-Chorus]
We could have waited
'Til after the parties when everyone asked where you were
Eyy, eyy

[Chorus]
Merry Christmas, merry nothing
This December sucks
I'm alone under a mistletoe while you're f*ckin' a sl*t somewhere
Santa Claus ain't real
He's fake just like most people
(Fake just like most people, fake just like most people)
Christmas, merry nothing
This December sucks
I'm alone under a mistletoe while you're f*ckin' a sl*t somewhere
Santa Claus ain't real
He's fake just like most people
(Fake just like most people, fake just like most people)
[Post-Chorus]
Santa's fake just like most people
(Fake just like most people)