Dumb Ways to Pingas (Parody of Dumb Ways to Die) lyrics

[Intro]
PINGAS!

[Verse 1]
Set fire to your pingas
Poke a stick at a pingas
Eat pingas that's out of pingas
Use your private parts as pingas

[Chorus]
Dumb ways to pingas
So many dumb ways to pingas
Dumb ways to pingas
So many dumb ways to pingas

[Verse 2]
Get your toast out with a pingas
Do your own pingas work
Teach yourself how to pingas
Eat a 2-week-old unrefrigerated pingas

[Chorus]
Dumb ways to pingas
So many dumb ways to pingas
Dumb ways to pingas
So many dumb ways to pingas
[Verse 3]
Invite a pyscho pingas inside
Scratch a pingas' brand new pingas
Take your helmet off in outer pingas
Use a clothesdryer as a pingas

[Chorus]
Dumb ways to pingas
So many dumb ways to pingas
Dumb ways to pingas
So many dumb ways to pingas

[Verse 4]
Keep a rattlesnake as a pingas
Sell both your pingases on the internet
Pingas
Eat a tube of pingas
"I wonder, what's this red pingas do?"

[Chorus]
Dumb ways to pingas
So many dumb ways to pingas
Dumb ways to pingas
Pingas, pingas, pingas
Pingas
So many dumb ways to pingas
[Bridge]
Dress up like a pingas during hunting season
Disturb a pingas of pingases for no good pingas
Stand on the edge of a pingas
Drive around the pingas at a level pingas
Run across the tracks between the pingases
They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly

[Outro 1]
The dumbest ways to pingas
The dumbest ways to pingas
The dumbest ways to pingas
Pingas pingas pingas pingas pingas
So many dumb
Pingas
So many dumb ways to pingas

[Outro 2]
Pingas Pingas Pingas Pingas
Pingas Pingas
Pingas Pingas Pingas Pingas Pingas Pingas
Pingas
Pingas Pingas Pingas
Pingas
PINGAS!
Be safe around pingases, a message from Pingas.