Dumb Ways to Die lyrics

[Verse 1]
Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine that’s out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait

[Chorus]
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die

[Verse 2]
Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two-week-old unrefrigerated pie

[Chorus]
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die

[Verse 3]
Invite a psycho killer inside
Scratch a drug dealer’s brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place
[Chorus]
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die

[Verse 4]
Keep a rattlesnake as pet
Sell both your kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of super glue
“I wonder what’s this red button do?”

[Chorus]
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die

[Bridge]
Dress up like a moose during hunting season
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
Run across the tracks between the platforms
They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly
[Refrain]
The dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to die-ie-ie-ie
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to die

[Outro]
Be safe around trains
A message from Metro