c*ckblock lyrics

Hey you di*khole
She was flirting with me
Hey you f*ckface
I just bought her a drink

Here you swoop in while I'm taking a leak
Ruining the evening
She was the one, now you've won at douchebaggery

I can't figure out
If you are an overprotective brother
A friend in the friend zone
Or a dumbass bitter ex lover

I really don't have time for this
And now you stand in my way
I got a feeling now you're here, that you're here to stay
(One, two, f*ck you)

You're c*ckblock
Ruining my game
You're a c*ckblock
Pathetic and lame

Hey you dumb b*tch
Can't you leave us alone
What's your problem
Can't you throw me a bone
Staring at me like I'm Satan himself
Trying to steal her soul
Go get a drink and take a break from fun patrol

I can't figure out
If you're an overprotective sister
A jealous best friend
Or a lesbian wanting to kiss her

I really don't have time for this
And now you stand in my way
Can't take hint to take a hike, so you're here to stay
(One, two, f*ck you)

You're a c*ckblock
Ruining my game
You're a c*ckblock
Pathetic and lame
You're a c*ckblock
That's what you do
You're a c*ckblock
Obstructing the poon

Don't you have something better to do
(Go away I'm trying to get laid)
Don't you have something better to do
(Go away I'm trying to get laid)
(You, fu-cking)
Congratulations
You're an as*h*le
I hope you're happy
'Cause you're an as*h*le

You ruined the whole night
You're an as*h*le
Why don't you eat sh*t and die
'Cause you're an as*h*le

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