Those Stupid If’s lyrics

Woah, that was cool! Do it again!
One more time!

Mother f*ckin’ irony
How’d you get the best of me?
Love is in the air and you make it smell like sh*t!

Never thought I had a chance
I fell prey to circ*mstance
‘cuz I liked you all along and I now I have to say, “so long” and

I know I had my reasons
For not telling you my feeling

Like I’m a WUSS
And I’ve got no balls

Those Stupid Ifs keep swarming me like gnats
They won’t leave me alone
‘cuz I wish you’d told me
If I had only known
And I’m such a loser
I should have let you know

Shoulda, coulda wish we woulda
Tell me now what good is love
When you leave it in a week
Now I know that I would rather not know than to know

What am I supposed to do? No one can compare to you?
Guess I’ll just have to hit on a bunch of random, nameless women

Is this some sort of drama?
A chick flick that I’m the star of

This can’t be real! (He’s in denial)
I’m really p*ssED (Now he’s at anger)
Now I’m really sad (he’s reached depression)
Eh, well, it’s not so bad (that’s his acceptance)

Why did you have to do this; you have a freakin’ boyfriend when I wanted
To go out with you and it really makes me MAD

Those Stupid Ifs keep swarming me like gnats
They won’t leave me alone
‘cuz I wish you’d told me
If I had only known
And I’m such a loser
I should have let you know

And I’m so pathetic
I should have let you know