You’ve Got Mail Enhancement lyrics

If you should ever decide you want to start a career in internet marketing
If you engage in spam, there's something you should know
That I will hunt you down

And I'll destroy you
Burn in hell

I get online, then notice I have email
I click my inbox, and see, ah what the f*ck
20 emails, all coming from the same guy
I don't know why he's concerned about my p*nis size

And what is this, I won a brand new XBOX
I click the link, and I get 50 pop-ups
Try to close 'em, my PC takes a sh*t on me
There is no rubber for electronic STD's

For every spam I get
I'm gonna make you eat your own sh*t
For every spam I get
I'm gonna choke you with your own di*k

Thank you for ruining the internet, f*ck face
Thank you for ruining the internet, donkey balls
Thank you for ruining the internet, cooter cream
Thank you for ruining the internet, di*k
I get rebooted, and get back to my email
I got some forwards, a lame joke from mom
Keep on searching for anything legitimate
I got a feeling I'll never end up finding it

And what is this, Shania Twain all naked
I click the link and I get di*ks on the screen
Endless di*kage, colossal disappointment
I'm gonna find you and slay you with enjoyment

For every spam I get
I'm gonna smash in your face with a brick
For every spam I receive
You're gonna get to gargle your pee
For every spam I get later
I'm gonna rub your face on a cheese grater
For every spam you send me
I'm gonna do, something, like, really, not good

Thank you for ruining the internet, sh*t lick
Thank you for ruining the internet, p*nis steak
Thank you for ruining the internet, anal butter
Thank you for ruining the internet, c*nt

The internet is a wonderful place. The ability to retrieve information on any subject or communicate with anybody around the world is a significant step to world peace and the evolution of the human race. And then you got these as*h*les who gotta be like "I'm gonna sh*t all over this precious gift to mankind. Oh yeah the answers are out there, but you gonna have to dig through this colossal pile of sh*t to get at them."
Thank you for ruining the internet
Thank you for ruining the internet
Thank you for ruining the internet
Thank you for ruining the internet