I Have a Little c*ck lyrics

I've got the smallest c*ck that anyone has ever had
My c*ck is so damn small that it gets lost in my hand
When I f*ck women with it, they never know when I begin
When I f*ck women with it, they always ask "is it in?"
I have a little c*ck, a c*ck, a c*ck
I have a little c*ck, have a little c*ck, little c*ck
It's just a real small micro wee, little c*ck, a c*ck, a c*ck

My itty bitty little c*ck, it's just the right girth
To pick a double bolted lock (it's just the right girth)
My itty bitty little c*ck, it's just the right length
To stick in a new baby sock (it's just the right length)
It's not the size that counts (it's how the ship moves)
It's how u make the water rock
It's not the size that counts (which is great cause)
I have a really little c*ck

I drive a really big car to compensate for other things
I have an angry big dog, he's really loud and really mean
I watch a lot of news shows, I stand and scream at my TV
("U f*ckin as*h*le Peirs Morgan!")
I don't want no black neighbors, they raise the c*ck size average on the street (and the crime rate)

I have a little c*ck, a c*ck, a c*ck
I have a little c*ck, have a little c*ck, little c*ck
It's just a real small micro wee, little c*ck, a c*ck, a c*ck
My itty bitty little c*ck makes me entitled
To a handicap parking spot (makes me entitled)
I scream at the top of my lungs when I am at church
Hey Jesus f*ckin thanks a lot (when I am at church)
When b*tches see my c*ck it doesn't end well
They always tryin not to laugh
When b*tches see my c*ck they always say well
That really does explain a lot

I have a little c*ck
They say size matters (it does not)
What really matters is how you handle what life throws at you
I'm embarrased when I'm standing in the bathroom by the p*sser
With no divider in between em and I'm standing next to a black dude

c*ck, a c*ck, a c*ck, I have a little c*ck, have a little c*ck, little c*ck
It's just a real small micro wee, little c*ck, a c*ck, a c*ck
My itty bitty little c*ck, it's just the right girth
To pick a double bolted lock (it's just the right girth)
My itty bitty little c*ck, it's just the right length
To stick in a new baby sock (it's just the right length)
It's not the size that counts (it's how the ship moves)
It's how you make the water rock
It's not the size that counts (which is great cause)
I have a really little c*ck
I have a small wee wee