I Swallowed Shampoo lyrics

[Refrain]
Swallowed shampoo
Probably gonna die
It smelled like fruit
That was a lie

[Verse]
Called the number on the bottle
Spoke to a guy
He said "Vomit"
I said "Why?"
He said "Poison"
I said "Goodbye"
I look at my finger
I look at my life
It wasn't that much
I'll probably be fine

[Refrain]
I swallowed shampoo
Probably gonna die
It smelled like fruit
That was a lie
I swallowed shampoo
Probably gonna die
It smelled like fruit
That was a lie
I swallowed shampoo
Probably gonna die
It smelled like fruit
That was a lie
[Bridge]
"Here lies the dipsh*t that drank shampoo
Even though thе bottle had a warning not to!"

[Refrain]
I swallowed shampoo
Probably gonna die
It smеlled like fruit
That was a lie
I swallowed shampoo
Probably gonna die
It smelled like fruit
That

[Outro]
That was, uh, not what it tasted like