Segue: Nathan Adler Part. I lyrics

[Spoken]
Old Touchschriek was the main name server suspected of being a shoulder surfer
But he didn't know from sh*t about challenge response systems
Now Ramona A. Stone, we know was selling interest drugs
She got males all hung up on her mind filters
She was, if you don't mind me saying so, an update demon
Now Leon, he couldn't wait for 12 o'clock midnight
He jumps up on the stage with a criss criss machete and slashes around cutting a zero on everything
I mean a zero in the fabric of time itself
Was this a suspect?
I says to myself: "Whoa! Quelle courage!"
Oh wait, I'm getting ahead of myself
Let me take you back to when it all began