If I was EMINEM lyrics

My name is Marshall Mathers cause Marshall Mathers and if u f*ck with me I might do something psychopathic cause I been through hell and yes my mother was a crack addict and I've been knocked down so many times but next thing ya know I'm back at it

Livin life in panic f*ckin girls thats Hispanic f*ck my dad I don't even need parents remember that b*tch poppa dot oops I mean Clarence his rhymes were so whack I'm not sure we're from the same planet

I ran em like a bar and grill I scared and killed feast upon my dinner like the granddaughter of ms Wilkes and I've gotten taller maybe its all the milk anyway I feel like I'm walkin on stilts or maybe I'm wilt chamberlain rockin timberlands cutting up beats like Edward scissors hands

The beat is like meat and you're a vegan how u suppose to stop me from rippin if this chickens head you can't cause if u try you'll be next leave u in a wreck call u a j*rk hit the reject and tell u to respect as I fly of in a leer jet

Money won't change anything but the sh*t that I buy not the soul inside me. Imma still kill for a hobby and f*ck my girl and some hoes like side beats if u like that last line better repeat and If u didn't and wanna fight me meet me on lee street

But I don't even fight no more ain't got time so if u comin for me u better bring ya gun cause I Alread c*cked my 9 but still ain't copped my 9s and forgot all about them jordan 5s f*ck it Imma jus take somebody's when they kick the bucket

Watching the Game and Malik jus got shot now who the f*ck did it ain't nobody askin those questions except one white cop and u know they won't find shout was cause those white cops change there mind more than a whit girl changes flip flops his has rich as f*ck why he dont have his own cops sh*t Ida shut down the whole block to find out how I got shot and by who st 8 o'clock offer a dozen doughnuts to the cop to find the unlucky n*gga that pulled the trigger he shoulda f*ckin reconfigured what would happed if I didn't die and survived to shoot him
Between the eyes did he not realize he's f*ckin with a psychopath with a sick mind with dangerous fist that ill leave a grown man blind or at least c*ck eyed

Layin sick in bed at 1 o'clock feelin like sh*t I got a sick pops whose makin me attend paisley in in the state of imperfect conditions worse than chicken pocks a runt nose that leavin me snot clogged inane to breathe I believe that if I close my eyes that I may suffocate in my sleep by closingm y mouth and forgetting to breathe because my nose is stuffed