Guacamole n*gga c*ck lyrics
by Hydracoque
[Verse 1]
All my n*ggas is some di*k-tuggin' c*ck j*rkers
We be cuttin' c*cks off, turnin' them to c*ck burgers
Kill a n*gga p*nis with my mouth: that's a c*ck murder
c*ck on that plate like a motherf*ckin' c*ck server
Speakin' of servers, my cable's three hundred n*ggabits
[?], my n*gga, my b*tch, I am infamous
I [?] my p*nis up with a knife, my di*k is [?], b*tch
My orgies intense like some gay n*gga Olympic sh*t
My p*nis was too long, so I had to trim my di*k
But it grew back twofold, so, my n*gga, I had to rip it quick
n*ggas suck the c*m out my c*ck like a Pixy stick
They want my di*k on the internet, so they all takin' some pics of it
The government tried to ban me from the gay wеb
So I downloaded Hole Browser, and I got back in
If you gеt that reference, you could be my gay friend
But if you talkin' sh*t, you can get your p*nis flattened
I'm makin' ends meet, my n*gga, and the damn end
Is a tip of my p*nis c*ck dockin' with lots of glam men
These lyrics off my head, n*gga, I never plan them
And I'm never plannin' parenthood, 'cause, n*gga, I only slam men
How many c*cks can I fit inside of a man? Ten
My p*nis is as alien, just like my name is Ben
To all the straights that I have raped, I'll never make amends
I'll just make you into faggots, I'll make you into friends
If your straight ass is the goal, and your di*k is what defends
I'll split your shaft in half and make your ass prolapse extend
I'm killin' off my f*cking opps startin' with their bell-end
I hit it fast, I make it swell, and then I start to bend
The p*nis into a little knot or two
If you weren't so cute, then by now I would've slaughtered you
I don't care if you got a son and a daughter, dude
It's what I gotta do, not just what I wanna do
But what I wanna do is men in they as*h*le
My semen blast slow like a retard pullin' out a gun in class, ho
And I've said it before, but I use my di*k as a lasso
I killed so many n*ggas, but detectives will never damn know
Pull down your goddamn pants, let me see that ass show
I just opened a gay strip club, called that the Ass Show
Am I a faggot who's enamored with male ass? Sure
But if I ain't get no ass in five minutes, I'll act like an as*h*le
I tap ass fast, and then I tap slow
Make ass prolapse, of which I lap whole
That entire ass shaft looks like a damn pole
Make it spray some sh*t, blood, and c*m in a damn bowl
Then I eat that sh*t up: delicious
Straight n*ggas see me on they block: suspicious
For this one thing that I'm at a loss: b*tches
Unless I got c*cks and big tranny n*gga tits, it's
Hard for me to not kill them on sight
I hate females, my n*gga, but I don't kill them out of spite
I kill them 'cause it's my duty to burn all these hoes bright
Leave 'em with no rights, only lovin' my bros tight
I skin 'em alive and I turn them to ho kites
And cook up their meat, eat it all with a whole bite
Pour acid in they eyes, leave 'em with no sight
It's almost like they let me do it the way there was no fight
It's like they didn't even care about they damn lives
So now I rob these straight n*ggas of they wives
The way I thrive is by cuttin' b*tches with knives
And dicin' 'em all up like herbs, n*gga, like chives
How many di*ks in my ass, n*gga? Five
I'm takin' n*ggas' asses if it's dead or alive
Women be disgusting, they just like a pig stye
So I cut them into particles and kill them for pride
All of my n*ggas is faggots, creatin' a damn amalgamation of faggot n*gga frustration within this straight n*gga nation
They are gon' face obliteration 'til these n*ggas be layin' vacant
And I ain't sprayin' blanks with this prolapse proliferation
A city of faggotry, that's gon' be our creation
After all opps get raped and taken
Off of this planet, before and after backs be breakin'
I don't care if they breathin', my n*gga, I'm just gon' rape them
Rip they little asses up
While I videotape them
Grabbin' my whip to flay them
Then I start to fillet them
Cut them all into strips
Makin' some straggot steak
'Cause we all faggots like Drake
These just some habits we make
If I dry out a straight n*gga, would his skin flake?
How much damage can his organs or skin take?
I'm runnin' blades through his skin like usin' a rake
Straggots of any race, heteros of any make
Then I put their remains in a thermo oven to bake
I hate them all, I'll never gon' love them, for c*ck's sake
But I'm still gon' bust nuts and then f*ck 'em, man, I'll say
These straggots is like bucks which I'll break
I'm gay, and I'm black, and I got AIDS in my c*m snake
[Verse 2]
All these straight n*ggas be callin' me antagonistic
'Cause I bust nuts in these faggot n*ggas and fistick
Cookin' up c*cks in the kitchen just like a damn fish stick
Come on, hand over that p*nis, promise I can't rip it
Ha, yes, I did, and I do
I collect n*ggas' c*cks, man, there's nothing that they can do
They in my urethra, they makin' me spit goo
So many c*cks inside my di*k, man, it feels like a di*k zoo
All of my n*ggas are faggots, we prancin' around the house like some savages, n*gga
Eatin' n*gga di*k like [?] this sh*t is just one of my [?] n*gga
So just get on my lap, bounce up, down, [?] elastic, n*gga
di*k so hard, I'm a [?], p*nis is harder than plastic, my n*gga
I'm that n*gga, the n*gga who be fist f*ckin' n*ggas and lickin' di*kas
And takin' virginities with that quickness, bustin' quick nuts
Slobbery semen shake to just lick up
Causin' some of [?] too much to swallow, they hiccup
Women are retarded because they can't get my di*k up
So I kill them and dump them inside of my f*cking pickup
What's wrong with that? Nothing, you just a b*tch cuck
So I'ma pull your pants down, n*gga, it's time to b*tch f*ck
Yeah, I only f*ck b*tches if they male
p*nis itches from these drugs I'm on, it's feelin' like some hell
The bodies in my closet, they really startin' to smell
Are they too rotten to f*ck in the ass? I can't tell
I'll get mad at myself, whip my ass with a damn belt
Spin my di*k around, knockin' things off of a damn shelf
What's that I'm wearin'? An animal's damn pelt
'Cause I'm a fruity furry faggot, they makin' my ass swell
Who's they? The animals, of which I f*cked in the butt
They gave me a disease, and they made mine just puff up
But that's just how life goes, my n*gga, it's tough luck
And I give n*ggas tough love when they bussy gets f*cked up
They call me fruity pebble 'cause I shoot out my gay kidney stones
I live in a barrel out in public, I don't live in homes
Victims of my c*ck are little, but my n*gga di*k is grown
He's suckin' on my p*nis like a n*gga lickin' chicken bones
n*gga, I'm a fruity little faggot, a disgusting little queer
Whenever straight n*ggas pop up in the section, they lookin' at me weird
They cry as I rape them, I fill their bussy with tears
Then slurp they juices like beer, then voices, they appear in my head
They tell me to rape and kill more of these n*ggas
Leave 'em contorted on the floor, these lil' n*ggas
I be makin' my p*nis sore in these n*ggas
And I'm leavin' they skin torn from my di*ka
Man
Sometimes I cut my di*k with glass shards when I jack off
Grabbin' a jar of bath salts, rub them into my fat c*ck
Seal them into my wounds with some splooge whenever I blast off
Then walk out in public and eat a n*gga's ass off
Use the skin to wipe the blood off my mouth, that's an ass cloth
I f*cked a n*gga slowly once, n*gga called me ass sloth
If I don't rape in days, my di*k got dust like an ass moth
Black p*nis, black ass, all black: ass goth
n*ggas torture my giant c*ck, call it Attack on Titan
I ran up on a n*gga and prolapsed, man, his ass was frightened
Poured liquid cement in that ass, so that ass is tightened
And yeah, I'd like a piece of that ass, god damn, I'm bitin'
Bitin' off a motherf*cking chunk of flesh
That n*gga turned around, so I bit off one of his f*cking pecs
Killed him, then I f*cked up his ass, his bussy was f*cking fresh
I'm a f*cking faggot, I f*ck n*ggas, I love f*cking sex
Gay vampire, I'm bitin' necks while receivin' neck
And when I say I'm bitin' neck, I also mean p*nis neck
My di*k transforms, I call that sh*t a p*nis mech
Leavin' his ass torn with all of my p*nis tech
Holdin' down birds on my c*ck until they all p*nis peck
Crashin' my di*k inside of a c*ck, makin' a p*nis wreck
I have a second c*ck underneath to keep my first peen in check
Call me Inspector Faggot, my n*gga, I love to peen inspect
Hang myself from the ceiling fan with my f*cking di*k
c*m from that in three milliseconds, I guess I'm lovin' quick
I don't shake hands, all of my n*ggas tug and lick
Crossin' n*gga's sexual boundaries like a f*cking spick
Suck the blood right out of a shaft like I'm a f*cking tick
I aspire to pickle your p*nis, oh yes, your plump lil' prick
Then go out in public just to scream: "Look, I'm pickle di*k!"
Then kill you for laughin' at that sh*tty joke, man, I'm f*cking sick
Diseased, deranged, retarded
My peen got range, it's hardened
My semen rains on targets
My seasoning sprays like garlic
All of my opps gettin' raped
All their c*cks gettin' vaped
Put 'em in my pan which I puff in Kuwait
[Bridge]
That's right, my n*ggas worldwide
Committin' straight n*gga genocide
In tanks and on p*nises we ride
Forever we, faggots, for pride
[Verse 3]
n*ggas suckin' on my balls and lickin' on my nuts
And if they got a problem then we di*kin' them right up
Yeah, we makin' p*nis burgers, they di*ks gon' get fried up
Killin' them, it's n*gga murder, all for they tight butts
All my n*gga savages, n*gga
[?] just drag the di*k in my
Ass and f*cking splatter it, n*gga
My ass sprays like a laxative, n*gga
But it ain't sprayin' sh*t, not at first
It's sprayin' blood, my di*k, it hurts
When that happened, my di*k just bur-
-sted all over my dripping shirt
Goddamn, again have to wash all this sh*t off
But that problem's for later, now I'll let c*ck
In the meantime, yeah, f*ck around. My sock
Is prolapsed red and f*cking brown, so chop
It off with your machete. Are you ready?
Then take the wound and molest me
Rip my tendons out like spaghetti
Covered in so much blood, can't tell if I'm sweatin'