Christian Charity (Reprise) lyrics

[SHERIFF]
It's not about these dumb elections.
 
[DR. PARKER]
I never said it was
 
[SHERIFF]
Don't want the cart before the horse.
 
[DR. PARKER]
Of course, nobody does.
 
[SHERIFF]
But some of my consti’chens
Claim he's skulking through their kitchens!
And soon I may have no recourse
But to enforce the law!
 
[BUD]
With deadly force!
 
 
[LORRAINE]
So there it is, Doc, spelled out plain.
 
[BUD]
So are we clear?
 
[MAGGIE]
You'll take no action that could derail this train!
 
[BUD]
You hear?
 
[ALL TOWNSFOLK]
You should just be grateful we don't hang him from a tree!
So don't you go testin' our christian charity!
So ship him out, Doc, don't care to where.
 
[BUD]
We think that's fair
 
[ALL TOWNSFOLK]
Take the long way home --
 
[ROY]
‘Cause he's foulin' the air!
 
[BUD]
I swear!
 
[ALL TOWNSFOLK]
Doc we need a quarantine,
We want a guarantee!
He can't be allowed to come-
 
[BUD]
He'll cause pandemonium!
 
[ALL TOWNSFOLK]
So shape up and show us some Christian...
 
[DR. PARKER]
Alright! I give you my word. Edgar will not attend the revival.
 
[SHERIFF]
Oh, now that’s just great. I knew you’d be reasonable about this.
 
[ALL TOWNSFOLK]
Thank God you'll be showing some
Christian charity!
And some dang sense!