I’m Mister Green Christmas I’m high on weed lyrics

*coughing*
I'm Mister Green Christmas
I'm high on weed
*coughing* I'm Mr. Joint Smoker
I smoke till my gums bleed
They call me Baked Miser
Whatever I touch
Turns my lungs into mush
*coughing* The Dutch-
*coughing*(He's Mr Green Christmas)
(He's high on weed)
*inhale*(He's Mr Joint Smoker)*inhale*
(THC till his liver bleeds)*distant coughing*
They call me Baked Miser
I'm high in the clouds
And my coughs are getting loud
I'm *coughing* well endowed *coughing*
I never want to see a day where they confiscate my plants
I'd rather run off on the lam
And ramble nonsensical rants
“Did you ever watch Joe Rogen he's pretty cool
Ivermectin is a hell of a drug it’s pretty based and Red Pilled”
(He's Mr Green Christmas)*coughing* woo!
(He's high on weed)
“SING IT”
(He's Mr Joint Smoker
He's Mr Foggity-Steam)
They call me Baked Miser
Whatever I puff
I want more of this stuff
*violent coughing*
“Can someone help me wrap this joint?”