Creature Under the Floorboard lyrics

[Intro: Sam Lachow]
*humming*
I could probably count it on one hand, the amount of times....
*humming* -one damn-
La la lalalala

[Verse 1: Sam Lachow]
Heathen
Sc*mbag season
This is who I become when I'm left alone with my demons
sh*t, I almost hope the feds are listening
Let 'em know about my cocaine and my sex addiction
Parts of the party I still regret (uh)
You don't know about how dark this sh*t really gets (uh)
And even though the peace been lousy, right around 3 the freak comes out of me
I'm just filling my quota, every inch and iota
OD and die now or get rich and die sober
But who am I kidding?
My suit and tie's missing (come on)
A do or die business for the suicide missions, yeah (haha)
Whoa, the prettiest roses got insidious motives, and
Whoa, is anyone around cause

[Chorus: Sam Lachow]
I can probably count it one hand
The amount of times I've ran a thousand miles to find one damn
Girl worth going to war for
Oh someone
Show me out of this broken house and I'll run from
The creature living under the floorboard
[Verse 2: Eazy Mac & Sam Lachow]
So pop off the cap of activist, pour it on me
Watch me drop on the mattress laughing, ignore the laundry
Kidnap a actress and ask her staff to go order coffee
I'm sorta sloppy, I sh*t myself in a porta potty
I'm bored of all these whores and bodies
I'll deport 'em probably to the corner lobby of the hotel
Tell 'em so-so sorry
The protocol be if they ain't twisting like origami
Then I'll be kicking them out the kitchen like Gordon Ramsay
b*tch
Plastic fiction rappers
Act like chicken after I slap 'em all into Caspers
Have the baddest b*tches bouncing on they asses on my lap and my fee just keeps getting fatter these people getting madder
"Why he always talk about sl*ts? Talk about drugs?"
I don't know why, I'm high, I'm so dumb
I got 15 freaks I wanna pass around
Its Eazy and Sam Lachow, yeah

[Chorus: Sam Lachow]
I can probably count it one hand
The amount of times I've ran a thousand miles to find one damn
Girl worth going to war for
Oh someone
Show me out of this broken house and I'll run from
The creature living under the floorboard