Eazy Merk lyrics

[Merkules]
Eazy Merk
I'm f*cked up somewhere out in Amsterdam
Had to mix the liquor with a couple of Clonazepams
I had a dream that I was runnin' out of Ativan
I woke up in a cold sweat, someone call an ambulance
They told me I'm an addict to syrups
Been doing drugs by myself and playing Cannibal Corpse
Being sober is just something I cannot endorse
I took the whole hand full and wound up asking for more
Oops
I pre drink before I pre drink
It makes the pharmaceuticals [?] until I see things (watch this)
I'm blacked out every evening
Told the plug I'll take ten of еvery thing he rings
How is it a problem if I feel grеat
Maybe I'm in love with this buzz in a real way
And I love how these pills taste
Still takes a toll of my tolerance
Let me chill, wait
There it is, now I'm high as f*ck
Drugs in the bridge of my nose, that's a viaduct
Funny cause I told myself I'd only ever try it once
Now every single day I blow the budget and I buy up all
Now Eazy Mac with a straw uphold
Shorty like a shark doing lines with a long nose
Put the molly in a Strongbow
Everything start to go numb and then I nut slow
[Eazy Mac]
Used to be with hoes gettin' cracked out
Now I'm having shows, and they packed out
I can't stand a la... maybe I shouldn't say this
Do it!
Okay
I can't stand a lady feminist
I'm generous if I let her go make me eggy Benedicts
I want some respect
Well you ain't getting it
All you want is head
Yeah I'm repete-te-te-te-tive
I don't care, I don't care
f*ck you and your blond hair if it's not fair
Chillin' in the back in my lawnchair
Drinkin' congnac with my songs playin'
Can't compare me, this is God tier
Was a long road but we got here
Got rich and it got weird
Gave her my soft di*k and it got pierced
Weed makes me drowzy, [?] sedatives
Eatin' pills, keep thinking that they're M&Ms
Wait, how many have I had? ten of them
Oh can you please call 911 and
Start telling 'em that I ingested ten of them
And I ain't rest until the drugs in my skeleton
Get pumped out relatively soon
If they don't I'm evidently doomed
Eazy Merk
Tell the nurse to come and feed me desserts
I'm a flirt, I'm a flirt, I'm a flirt
If I play it right then she gon' get me percs
I think that she has them in her purse
If she leaves for a second I'mma search
I'm the worst, I'm the worst, I'm the worst
I'm the worst, I'm the worst, I'm the worst