Skit: Lunchbreak Tea Spill 🤪 lyrics

*school bell rings*

[School secretary]
Alright everybody, enjoy your lunch break, have some fun with your friends
And don't suck di*k on the toilet. Yes, Jessica, I'm talking to you.
(Ah, Jesus, Frank, not so fast... oh sh*t, it's still on!)

[Tay]
Ugh, f*ck, I forgot my lunch!

[Jessee]
Oh, don't worry about it, Tay, my mom packed extra.

[Tay]
*gasps* Jessee, you're a f*cking lifesaver.

[Jessee]
Girl, I thought you already knew this.
So anyways, what's the tea?

[Tay]
Ooh, girl, the tea is hot this season.
b*tch, Brian, that little small-c*ck f*ck, got head from Britney on the f*cking school toilet!

[Jessee]
*gasps* You're kidding, right?
[Tay]
I know, it's so crazy!

[Jessee]
What a f*cking whore!

[Tay]
Yah, she, like, so totally got Chlamydia now, it's so funny.

[Jessee]
Omg... can I tell you a secret, and you promise to keep it to yourself?

[Tay]
Of course, girl, you can tell mе anything!

[Jessee]
So you know Rick, right? Antonia's baby daddy.
I saw him at a f*cking party last week, f*cking the sh*t out of Kimberly!

[Tay]
*gasps* Oh my god, girl, Rick would NEVER, come on!

[Jessee]
I'm sеrious, b*tch, I saw it with my own f*cking eyes!

[Tay]
That is motherf*cking crazy, girl, we gotta tweet that.
[Jessee]
I know, right? It'll get us, like, so many new followers, like, nine or something.

[Tay]
Yaaass, girl, get them followers!

[Jessee]
Ok, have you ever thought about, like, the fact that maybe, we're, like, illegal
'Cause we're, like, so hot that it's, like, illegal?

[Tay]
Honestly yaas, I have, it's like so cra-

[School secretary]
Ah, f*ck, Frank, ah yeah, it's so big...
Oh sh*t, the mic is on!

[Tay & Jessee]
That was f*cking disgusting.

[Tay]
Ok anyways, what I wanted to say was: Yes I have, I think about it all the time
'Cause we're just so pretty!

[Jessee]
Sooo true, like, it's-
Oh my god, Jordan, what the f*ck do you want here?
[Jordan]
Yo bro, like, chill, I was tryna talk to Tay.
Like, Tay, you be lookin' mad beautiful today
And I was just, like, wondering, like, can I... buy you a drink or somethin'?

[Tay]
...Ohh uhm... well, you can see that we're kinda, like, busy right now
Like, talkin' about drama and girl stuff and spilling the tea on b*tches
So, can you just, like, come back later maybe?

[Jordan]
Oh, uhh, aight. Yah, okay...

[Jessee]
Yo, what you standin' here for? You heard what the f*ck she said. f*ck off!
God damn it, these boys, they f*cking suck!

[Tay]
Girl, don't talk poorly about Jordan.
Come on, he's such a nice and pretty guy.

[Jessee]
But he's so clingy when it comes to you.
Also, he smells like sweaty balls!

[Tay]
*exhales* Girl, I don't even know... I don't know if I like him or not...

*school bell rings*

[School secretary]
(No, Frank, I already came three times!)
...Oh, uhm... Uh, lunch break is over, everybody.
Get back into your classes and have fun with studying. Woooh!
(Frank, shut the f*ck up!)