23 beers lyrics

[Verse 1]
She gropes the midget's di*k with her lobster claw
The Devil disappeared into the monster's maw
A damsel in distress dissected with a saw
I only thought I was a seer but now I've seen it all

[Chorus]
Now I lay me down to sleep
Cork high and bottle deep
Squiffed to the seawall
Three sheets to the wind
23 beers and a bottle of gin

[Verse 2]
The bearded lady beacons to her billy goats
you mustn't be afeard because down here we float
Jesus weeps a sea when the Devil gloats
Ophelia will surface when at last she bloats

[Chorus]
Oh, Now I lay thee down to sleep
Cork high and bottle deep
Squiffed to the seawall
Three sheets to the wind
23 beers and a bottle of gin
[Bridge]

[Verse 3]
He flinched and flicked his wits into the ashtray heart
The world war is over with before it starts
The horses can't go forward if they're behind the cart
The web the spider spins is a work of art

[Chorus]
Now I lay thee down to sleep
Cork high and bottle deep
Squiffed to the seawall
Three sheets to the wind
23 beers and a bottle of gin

Now I lay thee down to sleep
Cork high and bottle deep
Squiffed to the seawall
Three sheets to the wind
23 beers and a bottle of gin

23 beers and a bottle of gin