A Contact High (feat. Gavin Creel) lyrics

So, big deal
What if I did walk in at 3:30 am?
You act like I was some kind of a-

Hey! Did you see those lights in the driveway?
Never mind, no I'm fine, it’s just that-

Hey! Did you hear a dog in the trashcans?
It must be my imagination
Now where was I?

Oh! Yeah, I think you need a drink
You should relax
You're too upset over a little thing like this
Yes, I wear my shades at night

Grounded! What do you mean?
No, I don't smell anything odd
There was a lot of incense at the-

Hey! Not my glasses
Yeah, they’re a little blood shot
On the way home somе dirt blew on my contact lens

Okay, so some of thе guys were smoking pot
But I was not!
Have you ever known me to lie?
Must have been a contact high