[Verse 1]
I'm waving my di*k in the wind
I'm waving my di*k in the wind
If it all goes right, I'll be in your arms tonight
But I'm waving my di*k in the wind
[Verse 2]
I'm lost in the sauce once again
I'm lost in the sauce once again
If I make it through the night, everything will be alright
But I'm lost in the sauce once again
[Bridge]
It's been ninety-seven days since I laid my head beside you
And a million miles of highway in-between
There's some red and blue lights that are shining right behind me
And that pig's pretty mean, bast*rd
[Verse 3]
You should have seen old Jimmy Wilson dance
You should have seen old Jimmy Wilson dance
Give that boy a dime, and you could have a chance
To see old Jimmy Wilson dance
[Bridge]
(Dance, Jimmy
I'm doin' the best I can, right there
That's it
You know, I can't really dance like I used to. I mean I'll try, but I'm an old, old man now)
I've got a real good feeling 'bout old Jimmy Wilson
Sure enough, he's got what it takes
Do another number for me, please won't you, Jimmy?
Cause you're a real good dancer
(Ooh, yeah, cut me down!)
[Verse 1 reprise]
I'm waving my di*k in the wind (aa-oo-aa)
I'm waving my di*k in the wind (aa-oo-aa)
If it all goes right, I'll be in your arms tonight
But I'm waving my di*k in the wind
Waving my di*k in the wind
I'm waving my, di*k in the wind